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  1. HOLIDAY POLITICS: After much internal debate, Santa finally decides to move Tiger to naughty list.
  2. GOSSIP: Biggest Loser contestants rumored to have been on horse tranquilizers and tape worms.
  3. RETAIL: Irritable Consumers rank "coal" as most sought after gift this holiday season.
  4. Charges pending against Steven Seagal as lawman abused suspect while berating him for polluting the environment and/or dealing drugs to kids
  5. CELEBS: Tiger Woods apparently called an abuse hotline this morning and was hung up on by a female volunteer amidst uproarious laughter.
  6. Had kidney stone removed earlier this week and stint removed today. I don't know about anyone else but I found the whole process charming!
  7. SPORTS: Baltimore Ravens fans excited for mid-season scrimmage.
  8. Happy Monday morning to ever....What's that? What time is it?
  9. Alien leader on discovery of water on the moon: "You consider this an important discovery? What the hell did you people think we drank?"
  10. BOOKS: Dream collaboration a possibility? Publisher discusses a "Twilight" "Harry Potter" book. First suggested title? "Suck it, Hank!"
  11. Khalid Sheikh Mohammed is set for trial in New York. His co-defendent: un-sightly neck, back and chest hair. http://tinyurl.com/ydf98ge
  12. RELATIONSHIPS: Counting Crows singer Adam Durwitz continues his streak of un-imaginable luck...Really? http://tinyurl.com/ye8djk9
  13. All of this flack for poor Carrie Prejean reminds me of my golden rule for sex tapes: Never make one without a cinematographer present.
  14. Researcher admits that ink may have been smudged on Mayan calendar from coffee spill and that end of the world might actually be 3012.
  15. MEDIA: Lou Dobbs breaks silence on next steps: You guessed it, he is heading to Telemundo.
  16. For those of you who say, "St. Patrick's Day is nice, but I need another day to really drink my face off." Happy Happy Hour Day...Hiccup.
  17. Convinced that this Twitter icons in the middle of text kills kittens. Not that this should spur action..just hate to see kittens suffer.
  18. FILM: OSCAR producers set to announce Kanye West as new "special enforcer" for speeches that go over allotted time.
  19. HEALTH/POLITICS: VP Biden now wearing latex gloves everywhere he goes. Says, "Barack is a horrible hand washer, and I have to be ready."
  20. TWITTER: New format promotes icons over text. Social media experts declare it genius.