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  1. @HANNELOREEC IT'S OKAY COME ON DOWN I WANT YOU TO FIST ME 7:30 PM Oct 22nd from Tweetie
  2. OPEN UP YOUR OPEN UP YOUR OPEN UP YOUR THROAT FURRP SMOOSH MMMF YEAH UNF UNF UNF 7:27 PM Oct 22nd from Tweetie
  3. I LIKE TO TAKE MY POOP AND SQUISH IT BETWEEN MY TITS WHILE CLIT-FLICKIN' TO "BROTHERSPORT" BY ANIMAL COLLECTIVE 7:22 PM Oct 22nd from Tweetie
  4. @DORABIANCHI PEE IN MY MOUTH, I LONG TO TASTE YOUR SWEET TWAT-SPRAY 7:19 PM Oct 22nd from Tweetie
  5. IF I CAN'T HAVE A COCK I GUESS THIS 2-LITER BOTTLE OF MTN DEW WILL HAVE TO DO (SHAKING IT UP SO IT'LL FIZZ UP MY COLON) 7:16 PM Oct 22nd from Tweetie
  6. SERIOUSLY @DORABIANCHI CAN I BORROW MARTEN'S DONG FOR 15 MINUTES I NEED A GLANS IN MY POOP CHUTE 7:14 PM Oct 22nd from Tweetie
  7. JUST GIMME A BUNCH OF DICKS AND SHOVE EM RIGHT UP MY ASS 7:13 PM Oct 22nd from Tweetie
  8. BUTT STATUS: HUNGRY FOR COCK 7:12 PM Oct 22nd from Tweetie
  9. butt status: cold, which is odd, 'cause I've been sittin' on it all night 8:50 PM Oct 20th from Tweetie
  10. @dorabianchi PIX OR GTFO 7:39 PM Oct 15th from Tweetie
  11. I won at ice cream last night, but I lose at everything else today. Hurp. 11:46 AM Oct 14th from Tweetie
  12. I AM THE WINNER AT ICE CREAM 3:50 PM Oct 13th from Tweetie
  13. Hipster parties and Harry Potter books have a lot in common: both are overlong, formulaic, and leave you feeling kind of dirty afterwards 6:23 PM Sep 29th from Tweetie
  14. @fayewhitaker all magical creatures are replaced by that one dude from TV on the Radio with the crazy huge beard 6:13 PM Sep 29th from Tweetie
  15. @martenreed "Cruciatus" spell replaced with Xiu Xiu song about getting molested 6:08 PM Sep 29th from Tweetie
  16. @martenreed Defense Against Dark Magic is replaced with Defense Against Animal Collective 6:06 PM Sep 29th from Tweetie in reply to martenreed
  17. @penelopegaines @dorabianchi @martenreed Snape has an eating disorder, replaces black robe with New Order (NOT Joy Division!) t-shirt 5:59 PM Sep 29th from Tweetie in reply to penelopegaines
  18. butt status: confined 7:52 PM Sep 16th from Tweetie
  19. butt status: comfortable, well-rested 7:30 PM Sep 6th from Tweetie
  20. @hanneloreEC I have no control over Tai but I promise I will show neither nip nor tush nor twat 12:35 AM Aug 26th from Tweetie in reply to hanneloreEC
  • Name Faye Whitaker
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  • Bio I will fucking destroy you
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