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  1. goddamnit Dora stop throwing pennies at my ass about 15 hours ago from Tweetie
  2. @hanneloreEC if you throw a penny and get it in his crack he is obligated to grant you three wishes. about 16 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to hanneloreEC
  3. BACON BISCOTTI????? IS THIS EVEN *POSSIBLE?!?!?!?!?!* 8:47 AM Nov 11th from Tweetie
  4. @pintsize0101 my butt gets easily twice the horsepower of that model 4:51 PM Nov 9th from Tweetie in reply to pintsize0101
  5. @martenreed i c wat u did there 6:08 PM Nov 2nd from Tweetie in reply to martenreed
  6. yo mama's so ugly people say she has "really let herself go, I mean daaamn" 8:13 PM Nov 1st from Tweetie
  7. @hanneloreEC you so skinny when you went to band camp they used you as a marimba 5:20 AM Nov 1st from Tweetie
  8. @martenreed you so pretentious when you meet Lou Reed he all "choke on my cock" and you all "sorry I only go down on the dudes from Can" 5:17 AM Nov 1st from Tweetie in reply to martenreed
  9. @martenreed and then your MOM gonna get drunk and bang THE CATERER or some shit i don't even know 5:07 AM Nov 1st from Tweetie in reply to martenreed
  10. @martenreed and it will probably be a LOVELY WEDDING that EVERYONE WILL ENJOY AND REMEMBER FONDLY 5:06 AM Nov 1st from Tweetie in reply to martenreed
  11. @martenreed your dad so gay he gonna MARRY a DUDE 5:06 AM Nov 1st from Tweetie in reply to martenreed
  12. [bursts into flames] 5:03 AM Nov 1st from Tweetie
  13. @dorabianchi you such a ho dudes be goin' spelunkin' in your twat and get eaten by a GRUE 5:00 AM Nov 1st from Tweetie in reply to dorabianchi
  14. @dorabianchi you so skinny when you go to the slim jim factory the foreman is all "oh shit they have become sentient and will kill us all" 4:55 AM Nov 1st from Tweetie in reply to dorabianchi
  15. @martenreed my costume was very high-concept, yes (ps no YOU smell) 4:49 AM Nov 1st from Tweetie in reply to martenreed
  16. @tai_fighter @martenreed went as a huge pussy OH WAIT THAT'S WHAT HE NORMALLY IS 4:43 AM Nov 1st from Tweetie in reply to tai_fighter
  17. Slipped on wet leaves, fell on my ass. Butt status: bruised and damp. 6:13 PM Oct 25th from Tweetie
  18. @hanneloreEC no, that was Pintsize. My butt does not in fact "hunger for cock." 7:59 PM Oct 22nd from Tweetie in reply to hanneloreEC
  19. @martenreed sure 7:57 PM Oct 22nd from Tweetie in reply to martenreed
  20. Please disregard all previous tweets from today. SOMEbody hacked into my account. SOMEbody is currently in several dozen pieces. 7:52 PM Oct 22nd from Tweetie
  • Name Faye Whitaker
  • Location none of your business
  • Bio I will fucking destroy you
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