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  1. @martenreed i c wat u did there6:08 PM Nov 2nd from Tweetie in reply to martenreed
  2. yo mama's so ugly people say she has "really let herself go, I mean daaamn"8:13 PM Nov 1st from Tweetie
  3. @hanneloreEC you so skinny when you went to band camp they used you as a marimba5:20 AM Nov 1st from Tweetie
  4. @martenreed you so pretentious when you meet Lou Reed he all "choke on my cock" and you all "sorry I only go down on the dudes from Can"5:17 AM Nov 1st from Tweetie in reply to martenreed
  5. @martenreed and then your MOM gonna get drunk and bang THE CATERER or some shit i don't even know5:07 AM Nov 1st from Tweetie in reply to martenreed
  6. @martenreed and it will probably be a LOVELY WEDDING that EVERYONE WILL ENJOY AND REMEMBER FONDLY5:06 AM Nov 1st from Tweetie in reply to martenreed
  7. @martenreed your dad so gay he gonna MARRY a DUDE5:06 AM Nov 1st from Tweetie in reply to martenreed
  8. [bursts into flames]5:03 AM Nov 1st from Tweetie
  9. @dorabianchi you such a ho dudes be goin' spelunkin' in your twat and get eaten by a GRUE5:00 AM Nov 1st from Tweetie in reply to dorabianchi
  10. @dorabianchi you so skinny when you go to the slim jim factory the foreman is all "oh shit they have become sentient and will kill us all"4:55 AM Nov 1st from Tweetie in reply to dorabianchi
  11. @martenreed my costume was very high-concept, yes (ps no YOU smell)4:49 AM Nov 1st from Tweetie in reply to martenreed
  12. @tai_fighter @martenreed went as a huge pussy OH WAIT THAT'S WHAT HE NORMALLY IS4:43 AM Nov 1st from Tweetie in reply to tai_fighter
  13. Slipped on wet leaves, fell on my ass. Butt status: bruised and damp.6:13 PM Oct 25th from Tweetie
  14. @hanneloreEC no, that was Pintsize. My butt does not in fact "hunger for cock."7:59 PM Oct 22nd from Tweetie in reply to hanneloreEC
  15. @martenreed sure7:57 PM Oct 22nd from Tweetie in reply to martenreed
  16. Please disregard all previous tweets from today. SOMEbody hacked into my account. SOMEbody is currently in several dozen pieces.7:52 PM Oct 22nd from Tweetie
  17. http://twitpic.com/mjt6m -7:47 PM Oct 22nd from TwitPic
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  19. HELP HELP BEING TORTURED BY ANGRY WOMAN I WILL NEVER GIVE UP THE NEW PASSWORD FOR THIS ACCOW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW7:36 PM Oct 22nd from Tweetie
  20. OH YEAH THIS ROLLING PIN FEELS SO GOOD IN MY ASHJLFLHSFLI38@$$%%T$*T$R#:#R"FF#FRR%?///////3QRL, /M/QT#Q3RJ9E9PGJ;#@R:JIJF;ijf3hf;i33I:91/mlw7:33 PM Oct 22nd from Tweetie
  • Name Faye Whitaker
  • Location none of your business
  • Bio I will fucking destroy you
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