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fayewhitaker

  1. @penelopegaines ah yes the Park Slope Special 1:25 PM May 22nd via Twitter for Mac in reply to penelopegaines
  2. @penelopegaines wow I didn't know your misanthropy knob went to 11 1:22 PM May 22nd via Twitter for Mac in reply to penelopegaines
  3. @penelopegaines yo gimme a baby skull, I wanna gnaw on that lil' fucker 1:19 PM May 22nd via Twitter for Mac in reply to penelopegaines
  4. @hanneloreEC what color are you gonna paint your nails 11:24 AM May 21st via Twitter for Mac in reply to hanneloreEC
  5. @hanneloreEC oooh, what color? 11:24 AM May 21st via Twitter for Mac in reply to hanneloreEC
  6. @martenreed turns out those airbrush tattoo artists at fairs have a sense of humor about their jobs 4:50 PM May 20th via Twitter for Mac in reply to martenreed
  7. Butt status: airbrushed 4:49 PM May 20th via Twitter for Mac
  8. @martenreed what the fuck are YOU doing awake 3:25 AM May 12th via Twitter for Mac in reply to martenreed
  9. @hanneloreEC you need some fuckin ambien, goddamn 3:22 AM May 12th via Twitter for Mac in reply to hanneloreEC
  10. @marigoldfarmer is that a anime 12:43 PM May 8th via Twitter for Mac in reply to marigoldfarmer
  11. @hanneloreEC it's really more snot-like in consistency 4:35 AM May 7th via Twitter for Mac in reply to hanneloreEC
  12. @martenreed hahaha 4:28 AM May 7th via Twitter for Mac in reply to martenreed
  13. @martenreed what number is jizzing? 4:28 AM May 7th via Twitter for Mac in reply to martenreed
  14. @martenreed is number three barfing, or menstruating? I forget 4:27 AM May 7th via Twitter for Mac in reply to martenreed
  15. @dorabianchi anyway fuckin' hurry up and get out here there's a line of like 20 people waiting for me to stop tweeting at you 4:22 AM May 7th via Twitter for Mac in reply to dorabianchi
  16. @dorabianchi I asked him and he said no, but now he looks all embarassed. I bet he wants to admire your shits 4:22 AM May 7th via Twitter for Mac in reply to dorabianchi
  17. @dorabianchi there's one dude who looks kinda shady, maybe he's the poo liker 4:21 AM May 7th via Twitter for Mac in reply to dorabianchi
  18. @dorabianchi maybe one of them is a poo fetishist and will go in there after to savor your butt smell 4:21 AM May 7th via Twitter for Mac in reply to dorabianchi
  19. @dorabianchi I'm gonna tell 'em you're in the bathroom pooping 4:20 AM May 7th via Twitter for Mac in reply to dorabianchi
  20. @dorabianchi I KNOW YOU'RE POOPING IN THERE, NO TWEETING WHILE POOPING 4:20 AM May 7th via Twitter for Mac in reply to dorabianchi
  • Name Faye Whitaker
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