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  1. At @latinfire, completely sucking at remembering anything. There is only room in my brain for one hobby at a time: right now it is theatre.
  2. O HAI. You may have noticed a long linear formation of humans stretching from door to counter. This is a queue. STAND BEHIND IT, DICKBLAST.
  3. Waiting an hour at @vodafonenz. So far they can't even tell me what my account balance is. Makes the IRD look comparatively scrutable.
  4. @vodafonenz I can log in now, but all the boxes are blank and there are a ton of Javascript errors. Honestly, this is worse than useless.
  5. @vodafonenz Got "Service Unavailable" trying to access MyVodafone. How can you possibly "have what I'm after in your online knowledgebase"?
  6. @UsabilityNinja Entertaining, but useless, like much of @vodafonenz's content.
  7. @UsabilityNinja People have been complaining about the @vodafonenz website forever and a half. It hasn't had any effect so far.
  8. @gnat +1 on the @vodafonenz rant. I can't even log in! The txt I got gave two different amounts, one of which was way too high. GAH!
  9. Now is the time for some THEATRE. @courtjesters, assemble!
  10. Took Sam and @percussionem to Ice Age 3D. It was awesome, but expensive: and Sam seems to be immune to optical science.
  11. @mathewsanders Now I feel awful for even mentioning it! Also, mildly paranoid that I do similar things sporadically and subconsciously…
  12. The Wikipedia article says RLS can't be prevented "other than [by] preventing the underlying causes" — but also says it's idiopathic. Sigh.
  13. @mathewsanders I'm surrounded! It's not just you and Jamie, a whole heap of @courtjesters have the same thing >:O
  14. I can't understand why some people have incessantly jiggly legs. It's so annoying. #pethates
  15. I may have just got to the end of my current IRD woes. But I'm holding my breath until I see a statement with zeroes on it. TWO MONTHS!
  16. @lucilu What's your favourite? Mine's The Fountain.
  17. @mathewsanders Oh, I don't know: what are the drinks like?
  18. @johubris Chilli and lime salmon on couscous with green salad.
  19. ⌘⌃⇧L • ⇧⌥P • ↩: "12:45: Restate my assumptions."
  20. @mathewsanders You win! Sorry @jwm_angrymonkey, F2 is "increase brightness".