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- At @latinfire, completely sucking at remembering anything. There is only room in my brain for one hobby at a time: right now it is theatre.12:19 AM Jul 13th from Tweetie
- O HAI. You may have noticed a long linear formation of humans stretching from door to counter. This is a queue. STAND BEHIND IT, DICKBLAST.7:45 PM Jul 12th from Tweetie
- Waiting an hour at @vodafonenz. So far they can't even tell me what my account balance is. Makes the IRD look comparatively scrutable.7:27 PM Jul 12th from Tweetie
- @vodafonenz I can log in now, but all the boxes are blank and there are a ton of Javascript errors. Honestly, this is worse than useless.6:21 PM Jul 12th from Tweetie
- @vodafonenz Got "Service Unavailable" trying to access MyVodafone. How can you possibly "have what I'm after in your online knowledgebase"?5:36 PM Jul 12th from Tweetie
- @UsabilityNinja Entertaining, but useless, like much of @vodafonenz's content.5:15 PM Jul 12th from Tweetie in reply to UsabilityNinja
- @UsabilityNinja People have been complaining about the @vodafonenz website forever and a half. It hasn't had any effect so far.3:55 PM Jul 12th from Tweetie in reply to UsabilityNinja
- @gnat +1 on the @vodafonenz rant. I can't even log in! The txt I got gave two different amounts, one of which was way too high. GAH!3:45 PM Jul 12th from Tweetie in reply to gnat
- Now is the time for some THEATRE. @courtjesters, assemble!1:55 AM Jul 10th from Tweetie
- Took Sam and @percussionem to Ice Age 3D. It was awesome, but expensive: and Sam seems to be immune to optical science.4:08 AM Jul 9th from Tweetie
- @mathewsanders Now I feel awful for even mentioning it! Also, mildly paranoid that I do similar things sporadically and subconsciously…9:27 PM Jul 8th from Tweetie in reply to mathewsanders
- The Wikipedia article says RLS can't be prevented "other than [by] preventing the underlying causes" — but also says it's idiopathic. Sigh.9:12 PM Jul 8th from Tweetie
- @mathewsanders I'm surrounded! It's not just you and Jamie, a whole heap of @courtjesters have the same thing >:O9:10 PM Jul 8th from Tweetie in reply to mathewsanders
- I can't understand why some people have incessantly jiggly legs. It's so annoying. #pethates9:01 PM Jul 8th from Tweetie
- I may have just got to the end of my current IRD woes. But I'm holding my breath until I see a statement with zeroes on it. TWO MONTHS!8:36 PM Jul 8th from Tweetie
- @lucilu What's your favourite? Mine's The Fountain.8:00 PM Jul 8th from Tweetie in reply to lucilu
- @mathewsanders Oh, I don't know: what are the drinks like?7:53 PM Jul 8th from Tweetie in reply to mathewsanders
- @johubris Chilli and lime salmon on couscous with green salad.7:28 PM Jul 8th from Tweetie in reply to johubris
- ⌘⌃⇧L • ⇧⌥P • ↩: "12:45: Restate my assumptions."3:00 PM Jul 8th from Tweetie
- @mathewsanders You win! Sorry @jwm_angrymonkey, F2 is "increase brightness".3:01 AM Jul 8th from Tweetie in reply to mathewsanders
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- Name Matt Powell
- Location Christchurch, New Zealand
- Web http://robo.tk
- Bio Designer. Actor. Improviser. Artist. Poet. Musician. Genius. Hacker. Satirist. Pedant. Grammarian. Forensic Cryptozoologist. Monarch. Inveterate Liar.
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