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  1. @Fauxreigner Fuck yes.
  2. @lewisnc @fauxreigner Is the IMAX we're going to in 3d? How many dimensions are we getting?
  3. @writerspry Here's The Thing. Congratulations
  4. @VanessaY the day, it brightens.
  5. @VanessaY It certainly couldn't hurt n
  6. @wooper I bought a t-shirt!
  7. RT @wooper: Good morning world, apparently @neoraven can beat up a holocaust survivor
  8. RT @JHickman: This goes out to all my fellow one-star reviewers. Painful, painful meltdown. http://bit.ly/72e64I
  9. I will FIGHT DUDES to see that Solomon Kane flick.
  10. @Revolos55 Both; I was on the phone with me da
  11. @Revolos55 Dammit, I missed it!
  12. @traviswastaken Now? "Leaving Hope" is stuck in my head.
  13. @traviswastaken Five years ago the phrase "Britney Spears' sex moaning" would have left me dizzy with turgidity.
  14. @traviswastaken noice
  15. @jsharkey67 I last weighed in at 255; I should be under two bills.
  16. @ravenette13 Agreed. Still:any excuse to have modern sword-and-sandal epics is okay by me.
  17. I started my Beowulf-as-space-opera treatment today. The protag, space hotshot a la Derek Wildstar, has the callsign "Honeybear".
  18. @morgan_murphy I got an Acer Aspire running XP for $350 on overstock.com. It's a refurb, but I have had no problems with it.
  19. @jsharkey67 ...joking with a fat man about his calories...you must be out to gat-damn mind.
  20. Addendum: if your Twitter name is @jsharkey67, kill yourself.