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  1. Watching HARDWARE. about 1 hour ago from mobile web
  2. @HarpOfHyperion Reading books from Scotland. Antho SHATTERED. Also THE LOST SISTER by @RusseldMcLean about 7 hours ago from web in reply to HarpOfHyperion
  3. @DocNoir To rub it in, the tamales were not homemade by me. They were homemade by a Mexican friend's mama. Even better! about 7 hours ago from web in reply to DocNoir
  4. Instead of shopping: reading and eating homemade tamales. about 8 hours ago from mobile web
  5. Hiding from Black Friday. about 14 hours ago from web
  6. RT @TheOnion: Gunman Thought Coworkers Would Be Back From Lunch By Now http://bit.ly/4n3X5u about 14 hours ago from web
  7. @David_N_Wilson Just meant they sound too smooth, bland and vaguely sinister, like they'd used that same voice while torturing you. 1:52 PM Nov 26th from web in reply to David_N_Wilson
  8. Why do all classical radio announcers sound like serial killers? 12:09 PM Nov 26th from mobile web
  9. @TomPiccirilli Creampie? 2:56 PM Nov 25th from web in reply to TomPiccirilli
  10. BTW I'm utterly over Crisco. Going all butter this year. (I'm talking about pie crust, perverts.) 2:54 PM Nov 25th from web
  11. Latest top-secret project turned the fuck in. Now, time for hot, pie-baking action. 2:52 PM Nov 25th from web
  12. @cinriter Yeah, I oughta have my head examined. ;-) 12:00 PM Nov 25th from web in reply to cinriter
  13. @lamaupin I like it virgin (ahem) obviously, but it ain't egg nog if it ain't Broguiere's. Period. http://tinyurl.com/c44le4 10:49 PM Nov 24th from web in reply to lamaupin
  14. Fitting today, my first peek at the custom vintage repro dress I won in the @bowling4boobies raffle from http://www.dancingdaughters... 9:50 AM Nov 24th from web
  15. @Deidre Glad you enjoyed the article. Honestly, I don't know if anyone would care about a sexy male victim. Maybe some day I'll find out... 4:01 PM Nov 23rd from web in reply to Deidre
  16. @jasonpinter I'll be at LCC. 11:54 AM Nov 23rd from web in reply to jasonpinter
  17. RT @swierczy: The complete Legends of the Underwood series (thus far): http://bit.ly/6GM31U 9:02 AM Nov 23rd from web
  18. @GreggHurwitz Need someone to post your bail after that teen spitting thing? 9:02 AM Nov 23rd from web in reply to GreggHurwitz
  19. @jasonpinter Oooh and Marie Windsor too. 6:57 AM Nov 23rd from web in reply to jasonpinter
  20. @jasonpinter Fav actress, that's tougher. Barbara Stanwyck is high on the list. I also have a huge crush on 50 Foot Woman Allison Hayes. 6:55 AM Nov 23rd from web in reply to jasonpinter