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  1. ever seen the inside of an ipod/iphone/mac after the battery burns up? they aren't made to be fucking ashtrays http://is.gd/51nMr #cvtsmkr 5:03 PM Nov 22nd from web
  2. big pimpin RT @laughingsquid Bill Gates praises Steve Jobs for saving Apple http://bit.ly/22U4BL via @appleinsider 6:13 PM Nov 13th from web
  3. having the OS on an SSD isn't as much fun when the OS hangs while waking up attached external HD 11:23 AM Nov 13th from web
  4. ever tried to get one of these things fixed? fucking nightmare! 7:19 PM Aug 16th from web
  5. working on thinner apples, fatter profits http://tinyurl.com/ddnf9g 10:12 AM Apr 11th from web
  6. http://stevegetwell.com/ 3:53 PM Jan 21st from web
  7. @LindaEskin "a horse and two donkeys" balance a computer? Dang! Those Windows PCs sure are heavy... 6:46 PM Jan 16th from web in reply to LindaEskin
  8. looking for an O-negative pancreas donor 7:14 PM Jan 15th from web
  9. Fat Steve Jobs-- powered by insulin in the future http://www.macnn.com/articles/09/01/15/jobs.potential.surgery/ 6:34 PM Jan 15th from web
  10. building a Fat Steve Jobs takes time, focus http://tinyurl.com/82sfa9 1:57 PM Jan 14th from web
  11. @EAMB mmm Sweet Snacks... #nomnomnom 3:08 PM Jan 13th from web in reply to EAMB
  12. @cathybaron The Customer is Always Right 7:55 PM Jan 12th from web in reply to cathybaron
  13. RT @BrisbaneGirl Bill Hicks Day on Twitter 26 Feb 09 to commemorate 15th anniversary of his untimely passing. #billhicksday 10:32 AM Jan 12th from web
  14. @levarburton that is an awesome tattoo-- Apple-class design elegance! 4:32 PM Jan 11th from web in reply to levarburton
  15. @thatwasmyveil payin dat iPhone bill-- sweet! 4:26 PM Jan 11th from web in reply to thatwasmyveil
  16. seeing a lot of ads for an American SUV that appeal to directly to raw masculinity, to which we say: Check Out The Size of Our Apples 3:44 PM Jan 11th from web
  17. Retrograde Motion-- nothing to see here http://tinyurl.com/8q6fe3 1:22 PM Jan 11th from web
  18. @jendavis ah, that'll do it. perhaps an iPod can comfort her in her own bed...? 1:08 PM Jan 11th from web in reply to jendavis
  19. @sagradafamilia kindred spirits? http://tinyurl.com/5r5ywk 1:05 PM Jan 11th from web in reply to sagradafamilia
  20. rooting for a Steelers-Eagles Superbowl 1:00 PM Jan 11th from web