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  1. http://bit.ly/mTxAP a 10 year old girl tasered and it didn't happen in Florida?!?!?! Arkansas? Well, ok then! PROCEED 9:24 PM Nov 20th from TweetDeck
  2. hahaha she's wearing an old Madonna shirt http://bit.ly/8VuzS GAME OF THE YEAR 10:34 AM Nov 20th from TweetDeck
  3. @reddaux my advice: duct tape and oven mitts. I'm jus sayin 4:01 PM Nov 19th from twidroid in reply to reddaux
  4. @thekiko for me? You shouldn't have! 2:53 PM Nov 19th from twidroid in reply to thekiko
  5. @reddaux hey! that's a valid request! I can't get mad :( 7:58 PM Nov 14th from TweetDeck in reply to reddaux
  6. Oh fat little republican spawn in a "chinese" buffet near the dallas airport... how I wish I could take you all home with me 7:59 PM Nov 7th from twidroid
  7. @reddaux japanese frogurt at metrotown? 7:51 PM Nov 7th from twidroid in reply to reddaux
  8. I approve @cwgabriel 11:38 AM Nov 5th from twidroid in reply to cwgabriel
  9. US smokers get so excited that they can smoke everywhere outside of the US that they NEVER STOP. EVEN WHILE EATING 5:54 PM Nov 4th from twidroid
  10. This baby should really pace itself. We're not even on the plane and its already rocking the mic with its new hit single "Aaaaaaaaaaaaaa!" 4:13 AM Oct 31st from twidroid
  11. http://phodroid.com/09/10/vce7q6 10:00 AM Oct 25th from twidroid
  12. @rstevens do you have this yet? http://phodroid.com/09/10/s3hxwx 9:57 AM Oct 25th from twidroid in reply to rstevens
  13. My kind of Halloween costume concept http://bit.ly/2TBHQ4 8:08 PM Oct 22nd from TweetDeck
  14. Buster Keaton and Charlie Chaplin have booth been replaced in my heart by this guy http://bit.ly/1k7s6U 1:02 PM Oct 20th from TweetDeck
  15. @yeshuron how about this; all computers suck and the problem is the user 85% of the time 3:02 PM Oct 19th from twidroid in reply to yeshuron
  16. @reddaux sometimes I think there are just robots programmed to go to other countries and be "ugly americans" 12:18 PM Oct 17th from twidroid in reply to reddaux
  17. http://bit.ly/URZH6 2:39 PM Oct 14th from TweetDeck
  18. @wwpj roll up your sleeves is playing on the music system at macys. Grats on playtime at a fancy store at the mall! 5:50 PM Oct 13th from twidroid
  19. @Sellak 280 all the way 4:43 PM Oct 13th from twidroid in reply to Sellak
  20. Benadrix @bradwalker predictably dived headfirst into the Pain Vault trap to save a screaming woman. Gnasc grumbles and moves to save him 10:18 PM Oct 12th from twidroid