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@Convo_Pieces @lissame Okaaay. I better leave my lashes alone. Bald eyes is so 1947. about 2 hours ago from web in reply to Convo_Pieces
@Bethmd Yay. There's hope! I hope. about 3 hours ago from web in reply to Bethmd
Do eyelashes grow back? I accidentally just pulled a clump out whilst attempting to remove some silly eyelash extensions. #NeverDoDIY about 3 hours ago from web
@thepioneerwoman I think that's the end. Turn it off NOW. NOW. NOW. It's end. The credits went soooo fast you missed them. about 17 hours ago from web in reply to thepioneerwoman
Pampered. http://bit.ly/6it92J about 17 hours ago from twitterfeed
@KerriSackville I hope you left him with just cherries. Revenge is a dish best served cold. #true 12:55 AM Nov 25th from web in reply to KerriSackville
@Aussiewaffler My little one was just chewing on a {unused} tampon. Quite the parent I am tonight. More glug. 12:54 AM Nov 25th from web in reply to Aussiewaffler
@Aussiewaffler Glug. Glug. Consider dinner {and me} drunk. Glug. 12:52 AM Nov 25th from web in reply to Aussiewaffler
@ishandchi I'm a bit cheesy musical crazy. I say give it a go. It can't hurt. :) 12:51 AM Nov 25th from web in reply to ishandchi
@MsGems Thanks. I just learnt that. I thought {and obviously} WISHED it was Thursday. 12:50 AM Nov 25th from web in reply to MsGems
@FrillyHills I haven't seen it either, and think *gasp* that Edward Cullen isn't all that. At all. 12:49 AM Nov 25th from web in reply to FrillyHills
@Aussiewaffler Perhaps I need a glass too. Or two. #Sheesh 12:49 AM Nov 25th from web in reply to Aussiewaffler
@Aussiewaffler Oh my goodness. Totally lost am I! 12:40 AM Nov 25th from web in reply to Aussiewaffler
Ummm.... Where is my Glee? 12:32 AM Nov 25th from web
{one thing} http://bit.ly/6qWTKb 5:10 PM Nov 24th from twitterfeed
One month until Christmas, and Holidays, Yip. Yip. Yip. 11:31 AM Nov 24th from web
http://bit.ly/6DPa6i 11:13 AM Nov 24th from twitterfeed
@FrillyHills Umm. Yes! Let's check out postage and such. Could be ouchy! 2:11 AM Nov 24th from web in reply to FrillyHills
Oh, that sounded like a weird type of STD. I meant my laptop is overheating... 2:09 AM Nov 24th from web
I think it's officially time to go to bed when you're laptop is so hot that your lap feels like it's on fire. Ouchy. 2:08 AM Nov 24th from web

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Name Chantelle Ellem
Location Bondi
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Bio Me? Twenty Nine. Mama. Nanny. Blogger. Wife. Friend. Sister.

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