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  1. dont worry friends, i prefer dramatic front humping to christian side hugs about 5 hours ago from web
  2. @MzChristine we can work out a snack agreement about 7 hours ago from web in reply to MzChristine
  3. any purchase at the fatmanatee store comes with a free plate of nachos! note: there is nothing in the fatmanatee store. about 7 hours ago from web
  4. for all the complainers about IE6 users: I HAD ff but work took it away. currently enjoying disjointed webpages and limited functionality about 8 hours ago from web
  5. @6h057 i always thought the philly area highways were worse, if only because drivers sometimes stop instead of merging at regular speed about 8 hours ago from web in reply to 6h057
  6. VEGAN BURRITOS ARE THE DEVIL about 21 hours ago from web
  7. @BDGallof smart conservative = not interested in palin stuff, most likely 12:30 PM Nov 24th from web in reply to BDGallof
  8. GREETINGS TWITTER FRIENDS... want more smart conservative writers on my twitter/rss feed, too many crappy palin jokes now. recommendations? 12:24 PM Nov 24th from web
  9. @adrianf one sister has a bizarrely higher number of followers than the other, more than double 11:08 AM Nov 24th from web in reply to adrianf
  10. wait, the phrase is "carpets match the drapes" isnt it? can either/or be used? i can't look this up right now 10:51 AM Nov 24th from web
  11. @krankmills i will look into this, along with trying to figure out the tia and tamara mowry issue 10:49 AM Nov 24th from web in reply to krankmills
  12. photography is oversaturated with sincerity and earnestness, not enough humor... THINGS MUST CHANGE 10:43 AM Nov 24th from web
  13. im sorry guys, i thought the michelin article in the new yorker was about a tire inspector who loves food. oops 10:21 AM Nov 24th from web
  14. waiting for the day when someone finally asks me if the curtains match the drapes 10:08 AM Nov 24th from web
  15. I recently read about an ayn rand fanatic/devout christian, and it seems like a swell bit of irony. have to find that article again 9:50 AM Nov 24th from web
  16. I SWOON RT @ingridmusic i am in my london hotel room watching a game show called "Golden Balls." 9:36 AM Nov 24th from web
  17. ill have a full plate of stuffing and a side of turkey, plz 8:03 AM Nov 24th from web
  18. @fullspeedlohan YES NEW AVATAR... how was your bday? 7:59 AM Nov 24th from web in reply to fullspeedlohan
  19. @carr2n the big ticket items will be swooped up by crazies, some great deals will still be online, not much reason to go out except chaos 6:52 AM Nov 24th from web in reply to carr2n
  20. if plastic bags and 90s track suits tell us anything, it's that people hate things that make swishy noises 1:27 PM Nov 23rd from web