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  1. Don't click on Twitter profile pics! Rihanna lookalike enlarged changed to Steve Buscemi after drunken makeup application. about 21 hours ago from web
  2. All the confessions I get are, "disrespected" someone. Can't I have one person that's done something w/ a human head? about 23 hours ago from web
  3. My records reveal that since the show Glee came on the air our guitar mass got 22% gayer. 10:28 AM Dec 29th from web
  4. Maybe to "feel it comin' in the night" you DO need to wear a sports coat and sneakers. Thanks Phil Collins. 4:42 PM Dec 28th from web
  5. when i do my some of us will die this year sermon i may asked my picks to sit in the front row. just 2 see how good i am. 1:25 PM Dec 28th from mobile web
  6. The Pope's been pretty jumpy after the Xmas attack. At every sound he's been putting his hands up and yelling "KARATE!" 9:09 AM Dec 27th from web
  7. Merry Xmas. And don't even think about pope attacking me. I'll use my insense holder as a weapon and numchuck your ass. 8:28 AM Dec 25th from web
  8. you know that Teddy bear tea light at walmart that says beary xmas? don't get me that. 8:21 AM Dec 24th from mobile web
  9. During my "Xmas isn't the only time to come to church" sermon I'm going to walk into the pews & embarrass people. 9:44 AM Dec 23rd from web
  10. ..and putting the safety of the whole sleigh team in jeopardy. 5:28 PM Dec 22nd from web
  11. Wonder if one responsible elf is feeding Claus rice cakes and worrying that fat fuck is never gonna fit in the sleigh. 5:27 PM Dec 22nd from web
  12. I'm giving out fake certificates as gifts. Star Named After You, Courage and Runner Up Safety Award are already wrapped. 10:02 AM Dec 22nd from web
  13. And the only thing on TV more boring than bowling is?... Yup. This (vid): http://tinyurl.com/yktzlts 10:56 AM Dec 21st from web
  14. Oh nice gift - subscription to Outdoor Life? I've always been curious as to the best way to corral Elk through the pews. 9:55 AM Dec 21st from web
  15. You have to announce you like the Heat Miser song EVERYTIME it comes on?Jeez! When Humpty Dance comes on - I just listen. 9:34 AM Dec 19th from web
  16. does anyone have the miss manners book handy? is hanging mistletoe from my belt buckle acceptable? 1:14 PM Dec 18th from mobile web
  17. Would be great to get 9" but I'm sure we'll end up with 3". #ThingsOverheardByWomenAccidentlyWalkingIntoAnAsianNightClub 7:45 AM Dec 18th from web
  18. These nativity manufacturers are just getting greedy. I just saw a navity that contained a Moyle and a giraffe. Come on! 9:40 AM Dec 17th from web
  19. Roy Disney is dead? I bet that snake Oral Roberts had something to do with it...Wait. Nevermind. 11:20 AM Dec 16th from web
  20. If I work the Salvation Army collection I'm using a slide whistle instead of a bell. You put in pennies? You get slided. 10:34 AM Dec 16th from web
  • Name Father Kelly
  • Location Chester County, PA
  • Web http://ThatBlueYa...
  • Bio Disgruntled Catholic Priest. Seemed like a wise career choice at the time.
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