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@abigvictory me please8 minutes ago from twhirl in reply to abigvictory
Ah Twitter, you are witness to some of my finest hours ...37 minutes ago from twhirl
@Scroobiuspipyo is zero or 50 the tipping point?38 minutes ago from twhirl in reply to Scroobiuspipyo
@bellaclara currently summed up by the phrase "meh"39 minutes ago from twhirl in reply to bellaclara
@DaveGorman Cock, yes I did. Chances are he wont read it anyway, if he does it'll be interesting... Do you have a car, or maybe she cycles?39 minutes ago from twhirl in reply to DaveGorman
@bellaclara How do I feel? I feel like a coffee. :Dabout 1 hour ago from twhirl in reply to bellaclara
http://www.red-gate.com comes up with error 404 ... is anyone close to RedGate to check its all OK?about 2 hours ago from twhirl
@Schofe Ask Sharon Corr about CarPool with @DaveGormanabout 2 hours ago from twhirl in reply to Schofe
@garethr is it for recording or recoding? the page says both ...about 2 hours ago from twhirl
@ garethr is it for recording or recoding? the page says both ...about 2 hours ago from twhirl
Hello ReGaters: RedGate.com is own for maintenance? Any ideas how long for? I had the upgrade to SQL Backup 6 chalked in for today...about 2 hours ago from twhirl
RT @abigvictory: Shut up. Shut up. Shut up. Shut up. Shut up. Shut. The. Fuck. Up. Yeah, what she said.about 21 hours ago from twhirl
Its like having a whole salivation army in my mouth. Now I can suck my lolly for as long as I wantabout 21 hours ago from twhirl
Salivex is more than saliva in a can ...about 21 hours ago from twhirl
email typo spotted after ten minutes wondering WTF... he meant rogue column not ROUGE column !!!!about 21 hours ago from twhirl
"The party doesnt stop until everyone is pregnant"about 24 hours ago from twhirl
"May include patriotic garbage"3:20 AM Jul 14th from twhirl
"Tim, they've got your wife" "But I'm not married" "You are now..."3:20 AM Jul 14th from twhirl
"Move B!tch, get out the way."3:19 AM Jul 14th from twhirl
@BrentO ".. took two hours ... " Does that mean the date and time functions are accurate?8:55 AM Jul 13th from twhirl in reply to BrentO

Name fatherjack
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