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  1. Nursing staff warned me about pt list today and handed me can of air freshener. Oh my...are they a smelly bunch?
  2. @drpippa congrats on finishing residency! Where do you go next?
  3. Excited to use new CPAP mask tonight. Love cpapsuperstore.com for their super fast shipping!
  4. Need a new camera. Recommendations?
  5. Up, not yet at 'em.
  6. Just voted for Evan on SYTYCD. I fear he may be in trouble but I love his old-fashioned style.
  7. Loving Dexter, Farm Town and my family, not necessarily in that order.
  8. Heading to a birthday party for my sister at a bar. Won't be drinking.
  9. Wondering why fat girl clothes are so expensive but look so cheap.
  10. My children are my weekend alarm clocks.
  11. Vibrating mascara? Make a mascara that changes diapers and I'll buy it.
  12. Daughter's thumb not bothering her at all now.
  13. MJ's dermatologist will neither confirm nor deny he is genetic father for MJ's eldest kids. Ugh!
  14. Need a nap.
  15. Lunch.
  16. Love-love-LOVING new job!
  17. @vpmedical today was last day as hospitalist. Celebrating with a long weekend at lake. Bliss.
  18. Listening to the frogs at the lake.
  19. Wondering why my left eyelid seems strangely disconnected from my face.
  20. Thinking I prefer Facebook to Twitter.