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  1. You know that house in the neighborhood that has Christmas lights up and on before Thanksgiving? That's where my parents live. about 6 hours ago from txt
  2. Headed to Mom and Dad's in Columbus. Finally! about 12 hours ago from txt
  3. @krissieb Tell the fam I said hi! about 15 hours ago from web
  4. My office is already filled with baked goods. And so it begins... about 17 hours ago from web
  5. How the hell did I get everything for the trip home in one overnight bag? With room to spare?! That's some Mary Poppins shit right there. 8:27 PM Nov 24th from web
  6. @krissieb That Bobby Hill is a smart fella. He's no Buster though... 7:09 PM Nov 24th from web
  7. Mom just told me that she wants to get my sister a Wii on Black Friday and needs me to "run like a gazelle" to fetch it. Fun! 4:41 PM Nov 24th from web
  8. http://twitpic.com/qtb6b - This photo is for you, @possiblynathan 4:40 PM Nov 24th from TwitPic
  9. Amen sister! RT @Downsized76 is thankful for slim-fitting skirts, Spanx and heels. 3:26 PM Nov 24th from web
  10. Two days of healthy eating and my energy is already like "SQUUEEEEE! LET'S DO SOMETHING!" 11:33 AM Nov 24th from web
  11. Thinking about going home for Thanksgiving is making me giddy. See? This is the benefit of living 2hrs away. I actually MISS my family. 5:45 AM Nov 24th from web
  12. @ashleygee So glad the dinner turned out well! Go you! 5:42 AM Nov 24th from web
  13. @mindykaling I always want to be Carrie but deep down I'm Miranda, and I'm okay with that. 6:17 PM Nov 23rd from web
  14. The noises emitted by my fancy energy-efficient front loading washing machine scare the crap out of me. Shouldn't it sound swooshier? 3:38 PM Nov 23rd from web
  15. http://moourl.com/uzpqv The line at the local food pantry this morning. I'll be thinking about that when I sit down to eat Thursday... 9:09 AM Nov 23rd from web
  16. @dietgirl Please do it pre-Turkey day. I've got a long car ride on Wednesday afternoon and I would love some podcasty goodness. 9:06 AM Nov 23rd from web
  17. If my work week is over on Wednesday afternoon this week, then that means today is "Wednesday" and not Monday. Right? I dunno. Math is hard. 4:40 AM Nov 23rd from web
  18. Fidge is 1) running and 2) restocked with healthy food. Alarm is set for (godhelpme) 5:30 AM. I'm back on the wagon bitches! 2:32 PM Nov 22nd from web
  19. @krissieb Oh man, it was so tasty too! Don't worry, we'll go back when you're in town next month! 2:27 PM Nov 22nd from web
  20. Going to @takethecakecafe for breakfast. (Yes, again). 7:32 AM Nov 22nd from txt