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  1. RT @nerdist: Anyone know Natalie Portman? I want her to play a slutty 80s "Hot For Teacher" lady in the "All I Want for Xmas" vid for At ... about 11 hours ago from web
  2. @MattGoldberg "Matt, I am grateful Mel Gibson is making this movies instead of you." That one made me grin. about 11 hours ago from web in reply to MattGoldberg
  3. I'm gonna name it Marla. about 11 hours ago from web
  4. goddammit, I bit just the very teensy tiny tip of my tongue and now I CAN'T STOP rubbing it against my teeth. I'm driving myself insane. about 11 hours ago from web
  5. Tobey Maguire as Bilbo Baggins is dumb as hell. Don't. Not while there's a perfectly good David Tennant or Martin Freeman still out there about 18 hours ago from web
  6. RT @ebertchicago: Note to bloggers: If you're not readable, what difference does it make what your opinion is? Readers sign on volunta ... about 18 hours ago from web
  7. @JDubbsTheatre Mine's skipping gray completely and just going white on the sides, Reed Richards style. I'm gonna be dignified. about 18 hours ago from web in reply to JDubbsTheatre
  8. @Bobbie_Girl Those Zhu Zhu pets are a right bastard to get a hold of, cutie ;) about 18 hours ago from web in reply to Bobbie_Girl
  9. @joerogandotnet you'll like Absolution better. about 18 hours ago from web in reply to joerogandotnet
  10. RT @serafinowicz: RT @totalfilm: SOTD pics w/ @simonpegg, @nickjfrost & @edgarwright - http://bit.ly/4A2Bzo about 18 hours ago from web
  11. Our Midnight Movie, January 8th: THE IRON GIANT in 35mm. Poster and info available at www.cortandfatboy.com 2:15 AM Dec 14th from web
  12. RT @outlawvern: NO RETREAT, and yet NO SURRENDER. http://outlawvern.com/2009/12/13/no-retreat-no-surrender/ 10:51 PM Dec 13th from web
  13. The movie is Prince holding the entire world in contempt. Women in particular. He ends the movie by ejaculating on his audience. 10:31 PM Dec 13th from web
  14. Just watched Purple Rain for the first time in a long time. It's message is simple: Prince never liked any of you. 10:20 PM Dec 13th from web
  15. RT @handsomejon: Rockstar by Nickleback has to be the worst song of the decade. <-- I don't think there's any competition, really. 10:56 AM Dec 13th from web
  16. @brkwkr I thought I would be prepared. And I was not. :) 8:32 AM Dec 13th from web in reply to brkwkr
  17. see, THERE'S the ice. showed up Sunday morning, not Friday night. :) 8:30 AM Dec 13th from web
  18. @brkwkr what do you mean by "Contest-Adjustment?" 8:19 AM Dec 13th from web in reply to brkwkr
  19. @serafinowicz you win an extra internet for that. 3:01 AM Dec 13th from web in reply to serafinowicz
  20. @Wisenheimer I think it's synonymous with badassitude. you got plenty of that :) 1:14 AM Dec 13th from web in reply to Wisenheimer