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  1. Seek to understand, not to be understood! I'm not sure who said it, but it's a damn good mental "post-it" lol
  2. Tiger Woods is helping to prove out Oscar Wilde's adage that Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same - #Humor
  3. @GuyKawasaki Why California could ban divorce http://om.ly/cevW No way Jose! Who would bail out all of the lawyers???
  4. The most dangerous of all falsehoods is a slightly distorted truth - G.C. Lichtenberg #Quote
  5. RT @SarahJSymonds: I have often said that I (the only infidelity analyst in the world) "know adultery like Tiger Woods knows golf!" All ...
  6. Anyone can make the simple complicated – Creativity is making the complicated simple - C Mingus
  7. @Deepak_Chopra Ok, but is not every belief rooted in thought?
  8. @Deepak_Chopra Come on Deepak... there's gotta be an easier way to say this... How's about: We are what we think?
  9. @Jcrudess Have a great trip down under! Sorry to hear the rest of NA has been called off for now :(
  10. RT @SI_JonHeyman: 2 rules of news following: 1. never believe a publicist. 2. (almost) always believe TMZ. #tiger #sadstory
  11. @PeterSantilli Oh come on Peter... Al did, after all, "invent" the Internet? LOL... Gotta give him a little love there, no????
  12. Just unpacked and trying my latest gadget: LiveScribe Pulse Pen... Quick synopsis: DEFINITE KEEPER and answer to my note taking woes!
  13. Recent study finds connection between Yoga and a healthy heart... http://tinyurl.com/y8enpsp
  14. RT @chrisbrogan Unofficial Skype etiquette: when neither of you turns on the camera, you know someone has bed head - STATING THE OBVIOUS :)
  15. Completely enjoyed this and recommend viewing: The Muppets covering Bohemian Rhapsody http://tinyurl.com/yfwfr2x - brilliant!
  16. Greed ladies and gentlemen is good - Michael Gecko - Wall Street #classicmoviequotes
  17. We're going to need a bigger boat - Jaws #classicmoviequotes
  18. Dat be in the butt Bob... Caddyshack #classicmoviequotes
  19. Say hello to my little friend! - Scarface #classicmoviequotes
  20. RT @HautePersian Americans eat around 49,000 extra calories every yr =14 extra lbs of body fat/yr - AND we're still not well rounded!