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  1. Why do so many women with big boobs and no updates want to follow me on Twitter? HELLO!about 13 hours ago from web
  2. There is a definite lack of lemons in my workplace.about 17 hours ago from TwitterBerry
  3. I bought too many Lemons! If you need some lemons, come over and I'll give you a few.4:00 PM Jul 13th from Nambu
  4. Time to watch some Bruno!4:41 PM Jul 11th from TwitterBerry
  5. God damn Comic Sans!8:32 PM Jul 7th from TwitterBerry
  6. Has anyone not heard my constant cries for a brunch delivery service??!?9:20 AM Jul 5th from web
  7. Dodge bear http://sml.vg/RwDjgu5:54 PM Jul 4th from SnapMyLife
  8. The one thing I am starting to miss is the nightly street sweepers. Its starting to get a little irritating dodging trash on the roads.8:32 AM Jul 3rd from TwitterBerry
  9. The problem with making friends, is that eventually they'll ask you to help move.1:51 PM Jul 1st from TwitterBerry
  10. @neque Thanks for coming to the party. I hope you had a fun weekend! I'll totally look into Blackbox8:34 PM Jun 28th from Nambu in reply to neque
  11. Change in plans: tonight everyone is requested to dress like Michael Jackson and instead of music, audio from Farrah Fawcett's films. 9pm.5:45 PM Jun 26th from TwitterBerry
  12. Come and see the result of 4 or 6 domestic disputes: Tonight at my party! 9pm.4:05 PM Jun 26th from web
  13. OMG MJ!3:42 PM Jun 25th from TwitterBerry
  14. I accidentally brought a bag of garbage to work instead of my lunch! Thanks #TOstrike this is the worst day of my life!9:19 AM Jun 24th from TwitterBerry
  15. #TOstrike One day in and the cat has been crushed to death by the growing pile of garbage in our livingroom.7:48 PM Jun 23rd from TwitterBerry
  16. Zipcar has the worst customer service! I hate speaking to someone in Alabama everytime I need them to explain why my car isn't there!!3:05 PM Jun 23rd from TwitterBerry
  17. @Fragile14 RT: Show support for democracy in Iran add green overlay to your Twitter avatar with 1-click - http://helpiranelection.com/3:36 PM Jun 22nd from TwitterBerry
  18. The one good thing about the city garbage strike is that we don't have to fight about who takes it out this week!9:37 AM Jun 22nd from TwitterBerry
  19. There's nothing like waking up to have your own dad making breakfast on father's day.6:46 AM Jun 21st from TwitterBerry
  20. Hard economic times have forced me to throw a party June 26th in order to collect your discarded empties and return them for their deposit.7:38 PM Jun 20th from web