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fastchicken

  1. @Donnr I'll have a leg!
  2. After the last few days, I have another source control tool I'll not recommend anymore. Along with SVN, CVS, VSS....
  3. @davetenhave Someone at the UN is smoking something. Or taking something (I'd suggest a bribe)
  4. Brilliant use of memes and lolcats: goo.gl/PTvBy esp for @pardel @mbrit ( cross platform mobile dev)
  5. Apple store reopen at 1400? 0600 US east coast.
  6. @DeptOfCoffee can't wait to get our new espresso machine to try do this. REALLY can't wait :)
  7. @tanepiper and people who walk along eating fried chicken, then throw the bones and the box onto the street. want to rub their faces in it.
  8. @PolarBearFarm they havn't been trying for a long time. N+Noteworthy has 12month old apps. All appear to be friends-of-apple.
  9. @JayGreasley @robconery Some friednds in queensland have loads of them around their house. They coexist well :) Still, freaky.
  10. @saspetherick @ashpetherick :) grinder is this one: goo.gl/8ICNA I burnt our old one out...
  11. @Donnr hehe, no. a bloke getting off the bus.
  12. @JayGreasley @robconery oops! It IS a huntsman. Same thing different name in different country. Seen them catch moths. Impressive.
  13. @JayGreasley @robconery you need to import a few huntsman spiders from Aussie :) about the same I suspect. :)
  14. @nzkoz "we tried something. It didn't work. We change it". Seems sane to me.
  15. @saspetherick totally. Including @ashpetherick
  16. @saspetherick BTW our grinder may be coming "free" at end of month of you wanna (fractionally) upgrade. Getting new fancy everything.
  17. @saspetherick unless you are drinking 10+ espressos a day. Now, the milk they cram most coffee with - that shit'll mess you up :)
  18. @saspetherick she might be right on the gluten bit but the rest - as ive found out - is wrong. ESP over stimulated adrenals.
  19. Pants hanging down / underwear out. And cuffs rolled up / chucks. hiphopster?
  20. @saspetherick @thedailylove @donnagates that's like saying "still breathing? Is it a crutch for happiness?"