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fastchicken

@Donnr I'll have a leg! about 1 hour ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to Donnr
After the last few days, I have another source control tool I'll not recommend anymore. Along with SVN, CVS, VSS.... about 2 hours ago via MetroTwit
@davetenhave Someone at the UN is smoking something. Or taking something (I'd suggest a bribe) about 3 hours ago via MetroTwit in reply to davetenhave
Brilliant use of memes and lolcats: goo.gl/PTvBy esp for @pardel @mbrit ( cross platform mobile dev) about 5 hours ago via MetroTwit
Apple store reopen at 1400? 0600 US east coast. about 6 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
@DeptOfCoffee can't wait to get our new espresso machine to try do this. REALLY can't wait :) about 6 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to DeptOfCoffee
@tanepiper and people who walk along eating fried chicken, then throw the bones and the box onto the street. want to rub their faces in it. about 8 hours ago via MetroTwit in reply to tanepiper
@PolarBearFarm they havn't been trying for a long time. N+Noteworthy has 12month old apps. All appear to be friends-of-apple. about 10 hours ago via MetroTwit in reply to PolarBearFarm
@JayGreasley @robconery Some friednds in queensland have loads of them around their house. They coexist well :) Still, freaky. about 10 hours ago via MetroTwit in reply to JayGreasley
@saspetherick @ashpetherick :) grinder is this one: goo.gl/8ICNA I burnt our old one out... about 10 hours ago via MetroTwit in reply to saspetherick
@Donnr hehe, no. a bloke getting off the bus. about 10 hours ago via MetroTwit in reply to Donnr
@JayGreasley @robconery oops! It IS a huntsman. Same thing different name in different country. Seen them catch moths. Impressive. about 11 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to JayGreasley
@JayGreasley @robconery you need to import a few huntsman spiders from Aussie :) about the same I suspect. :) about 11 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to JayGreasley
@nzkoz "we tried something. It didn't work. We change it". Seems sane to me. about 11 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to nzkoz
@saspetherick totally. Including @ashpetherick about 11 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to saspetherick
@saspetherick BTW our grinder may be coming "free" at end of month of you wanna (fractionally) upgrade. Getting new fancy everything. about 11 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to saspetherick
@saspetherick unless you are drinking 10+ espressos a day. Now, the milk they cram most coffee with - that shit'll mess you up :) about 11 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to saspetherick
@saspetherick she might be right on the gluten bit but the rest - as ive found out - is wrong. ESP over stimulated adrenals. about 11 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to saspetherick
Pants hanging down / underwear out. And cuffs rolled up / chucks. hiphopster? about 11 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
@saspetherick @thedailylove @donnagates that's like saying "still breathing? Is it a crutch for happiness?" about 11 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to saspetherick

Name Nic Wise
Location London / New Zealand
Web http://www.fastch...
Bio Developer of Nearest Bus, mobileAgent (for FreeAgent), and Trip Wallet (all iOS). http://goo.gl/r2kS4 for all my apps. first.last@gmail if you need to.