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  1. It is a nice riding bus. RT @iamladybee: This bus smells like fucking shit, someone literally shat their pants and now they're just chillin' 3:07 PM Jul 21st, 2010 via TweetDeck
  2. If you find out PLEASE tell me! RT @bongqiuqiu: if I shit my pants tmr, and somebody smell it, what is a good excuse to pretend it's not me? 4:20 AM Jul 20th, 2010 via TweetDeck
  3. Total accident! RT @Kitchenmouthk8: I'll be damned if that guy didn't wait till the bus pulled up and ... took a shit right in the bus stop. 3:28 PM Jul 18th, 2010 via TweetDeck
  4. Sorry about that....RT @MichaelTijerina: got so drunk last night I woke up this morning and somebody had shit my pants 10:27 AM Jul 18th, 2010 via TweetDeck
  5. My kind of woman! RT @catwilson132: @AmyFindlater yo momma's so stupid she got locked in the bathroom and she shit her pants :L x 7:27 AM Jul 17th, 2010 via TweetDeck
  6. Wait. I was suppose to stop? RT @blakeshelton: ...what's the age that it's ok to shit /piss ur pants again?..I'm thinking 34 sounds normal. 8:02 PM Jul 8th, 2010 via TweetDeck
  7. Hate when THAT happens...again. RT @josecslater: "i was jacking off the other day and i farted and shit my pants." #jakequotes 6:03 PM Jul 7th, 2010 via TweetDeck
  8. That's my boy in that video! RT @dutchpete: shit your pants and look good doing it http://tinyurl.com/3youmkk 5:12 AM May 28th, 2010 via TweetDeck
  9. Sorry about that! Come back! RT @LRJD: Ok, I have to leave the YMCA, and not because the guy next to me just shit his pants 11:33 AM Apr 30th, 2010 via TweetDeck
  10. He sounds like a keeper! RT @rawhstafari: I told @antwoneyy that i lived with boys and it was ok to fart then he practically shit his pants! 3:37 PM Apr 27th, 2010 via TweetDeck
  11. I hope not! RT @codinghorror: tonight's ponder: is there any culture that *doesn't* think farting is funny? anywhere? 2:15 AM Apr 27th, 2010 via TweetDeck
  12. Dad? - RT @DavidEllis: "Old man says he doesn't understand Super Mario....then poops himself." 4:18 PM Apr 19th, 2010 via TweetDeck
  13. I need one of those! RT @SB_Frankie Then I would invent this device that allows you to poop in your pants and it wipes your but clean n shit 3:04 PM Apr 13th, 2010 via TweetDeck
  14. Sorry RT @lafemmeluna: YOU DO NOT SHIT YOUR PANTS AND THEN RIDE THE RSH HR TRAIN AS IF YOU DON'T STINK TO HIGH HELL! WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU?! 3:03 PM Apr 13th, 2010 via TweetDeck
  15. RT @dirty_ty: Life would be so much easier if it was socially acceptable to shit and piss in your pants. 12:13 PM Apr 13th, 2010 via TweetDeck
  16. Nice! RT @spencecarter: laughing so hard that my turban fell off and i shit my pants. = LSHTMTFOAISMP 7:35 PM Apr 11th, 2010 via TweetDeck
  17. Wait. People in Mac Stores fart/shit? RT @peeptart: At the Mac store.....and someone either keeps farting or has shit their pants. #smelly 7:25 PM Apr 11th, 2010 via TweetDeck