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FartSurvey

  1. I just shit my pants and didn't even realize it!
  2. I am really going to stink tonight.
  3. @captaindhead Awesome! Let us know how it went/goes!!!
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  5. @QueenOfFarts Glad to see/smell you here!
  6. @drdrew The fart lighting at KROQ with steve-o was awesome!
  7. @theprint I'm always afraid to check my pants!
  8. @theprint hey, it could be worse. They could shit... !
  9. @writing_actions I love to do that!
  10. Having a lot of fun on this very windy night, after eating a whole box of Fiber One bars!
  11. @fartsandwich Awesome! The best is one someone loses because they shit their pants.
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  15. @tweetyourfarts enjoy it!
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  19. This cough syrup is giving me some awesome gas.
  20. @fart_master sounds like your pants have become the La Brea Tarpits!