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  1. I mean THANKFUL...every time I fart on Thursday, I'll be THANKFUL if it's not a shart!
  2. Every time I fart on thursday, I'll be happy if it's not a shart.
  3. Of course, @Linda_PetTalez because farts are funny
  4. Happy #Fartsgiving. Just try to listen to this fart without smiling: http://chirb.it/6FydrO
  5. #Imthankfulfor farts
  6. Be thankful and give for #tweetsgiving: http://eCa.sh/tweetsgiving , good things happen in life when you give!
  7. Check out great fart Prank, The Pooter: http://eCa.sh/fart_prank
  8. Do some good for @Smiletrain, vote for them here: http://eCa.sh/Fart_charity
  9. Explosive Fart Diet Tips for your farting pleasure: http://eCa.sh/Fart_diet_tips
  10. I'm so hungry I can barely fart!
  11. RT @TheFartDoctor: there is no proven link between hellacious farts and brain damage...at least not yet! >>>Classic!
  12. try not to fart today...see what happens! (I won't be responsible if you explode)!
  13. Girls Farts Gone Wild: http://eCa.sh/vtnK
  14. RT @TheFartDoctor: Here's a handy tip, keep a diary of what you eat, and the farts it creates, so you can be really prepared when you ne ...
  15. Soccer player gets thrown out of game for farting: http://eCa.sh/soccer_fart
  16. RT @TheFartDoctor: The fart equation: XD/V=S. This is what determines the SBD index of any given fart. As volume (loudness) goes up, s ...
  17. saturday night, and the farts are flyin'
  18. How great is this publicity for @fart_robot: http://eCa.sh/Fart-Robot
  19. Beware the prolapsed rectum - blog post with nasty pictures: http://eCa.sh/prolapsed_rectum
  20. RT Chrissyisms RT @fartscom: #youknowyouinlove when you fart in front of them || oh boy.. >>>You know it's true!!!