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  1. I don’t believe in God. My god is patriotism. Teach a man to be a good citizen and you have solved the problem of life. — Adam Sandler about 8 hours ago from Seesmic
  2. Say what you will about the sweet miracle of unquestioning faith, I consider a capacity for it terrifying and absolutely vile. — Nick Jonas about 8 hours ago from Seesmic
  3. want my roomba to drive under my couch and burst into flames, killing me about 10 hours ago from Seesmic
  4. Nobody in Baton Rouge is any good at twitter. Here we have a great wasteland about 18 hours ago from Tweetie
  5. Hey how did that iran thing end up, did they find that dead chick who was messing with their freedom or whatever? #iran about 19 hours ago from Tweetie
  6. @moisty_flap thats a pic of me about 21 hours ago from web in reply to moisty_flap
  7. MY GODDAMN IDIOT BROTHER DOESNT KNOW WHAT AN ORCA IS, WHO THE FUCK DOESNT KNOW ORCAS #IMPISSED about 22 hours ago from web
  8. @Yellowboy16 i love pissss on my assss 2:52 PM Dec 21st from Tweetie in reply to Yellowboy16
  9. RT @Yellowboy16 I just generated a #TweetCloud out of a month of my tweets. Top three words: piss, follow, mate 2:07 PM Dec 21st from Seesmic
  10. @buttlord no the dog is alive and eating their cigars and drinking their whiskey in a final act of disrespect 12:39 PM Dec 21st from Seesmic in reply to buttlord
  11. http://www.sacbee.com/state_wire/story/2412465.html Congraturation brave dog 12:22 PM Dec 21st from Seesmic
  12. RIP Brittany Bloach 10:54 AM Dec 21st from Tweetie
  13. RT @buttlord: @fart *drifts in a figure 8 around a pile of shit and a dildo* im gay and i drive a suzuki and for christmas i want to death 10:53 AM Dec 21st from API
  14. lol @ mitsubishi and suzuki cars 10:43 AM Dec 21st from Tweetie
  15. AnalDawg's Virtual Tombstone 8:28 AM Dec 21st from Seesmic
  16. 360 ollie to anal 8:11 AM Dec 21st from Seesmic
  17. just got a text from AnalDawg's number "u can call me AnalWOLF now....." but he has been dead for months #spooky 8:08 AM Dec 21st from Seesmic
  18. Agent Cody Banks 2: Destination London was better than #avatar imho... 6:28 AM Dec 21st from Seesmic
  19. Anyone who voluntarily joins the military should be considered mentally ill and be ineligible for public office #tcot #glennbeck #gop 5:43 AM Dec 21st from Tweetie
  20. You down with JTT? 4:31 PM Dec 20th from Tweetie