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  1. @hijinksensue I'm a stunt man, like kenievel, gonna cover you in gravy like some fat people
  2. @hijinksensue we see eye to eye in this bird fry game.
  3. My turkey burgers are falling apart. But they taste semi-delicious.
  4. My family is watching me pick my nose on TinyChat. They asked for it.
  5. Even Bowser's minions are catching on to how groovy Mario music is. This is the remix. Koopa Troopas dance to the remix.
  6. New Super Mario is the hardest mario ever. PLUS it taunts you in perpetuity with the number of times you've failed/continued. A++++
  7. Our intruder from a few nights ago has stolen my chair. http://twitgoo.com/5bkwg
  8. @nodeuces it's not a great game, but the ray/stan/peter/egon writing is fun and nostalgic.
  9. @torley MyEssCueElle.
  10. Do they make blowup dolls for pedophiles?
  11. @nodeuces new super mario bros wii, ghostb usters.
  12. Months of not playing video games, the instant I get hooked on two I get a damn job. How TERRIBLE.
  13. @hijinksensue yep. 'Twas where we went before we discovered Craig the Stoner's Garage of Dead Marshalls.
  14. Both of us got job offers today. Waiting on details about mine. Almost applied at Audio Electronics. Losing literary cohesion. Jew out.
  15. I am thankful for black cat in my lap, enough money to eat, plenty of trivial media, and people who concern themselves with my happiness.
  16. Muppets! Queen! Video! Chris Hardwick! WATCH: http://bit.ly/4GGyLV
  17. Sad that my interview went better than others'. Got some banking and eBay shipping to do, after a lunch of leftovers.
  18. @nodeuces re: ska titties... lord, I hope not
  19. @hijinksensue I rarely have the capacity for jokes regarding sick kids. Fwiw, you and E seem to be doing it right. Hope L gets well soon.
  20. @pokeyp my fav. Grilled cheese: cheddar, smoke gouda, and romano. Basil, tons of butter, wheat bread.