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  1. @robotboots Nobody to fire... Bands bring their own sound to Bullwinkles.
  2. @nodeuces Got it. Yes, about quarterly.
  3. This is amazing, wish we had this technology when she was alive: http://www.helenkellersimul...
  4. Done plenty of chores for the day. Got a lot done. Doing my own thing for the remainder, aside from puppy tending.
  5. @GraceChocolate Just wait 'til you see them outside. OH, SPRAY!
  6. @nodeuces Looks like we're gonna have to trade decoder rings, half-breed.
  7. @revjim Realized too late I gave you the iffy/incomplete JB. Will give good stuff soon. Oh, and Batman villains got crooked-cam in-lair.
  8. @revjim You obviously never watched Batman! Good thing you already got a meal or two out of me recently.
  9. Now you, too, can observe and criticize our puppy parenting! A free meal to the best Batman villain names. http://bit.ly/lA9I9
  10. @brush Raineesha's ass IS fake! I knew she looked way smaller on Clean House. http://bit.ly/8x0jy
  11. The scale is fine, these hounds are heavier than they look or feel.
  12. I'm actually a little worried about myself. I've never lost, with no mental clues, an entire musical instrument before. Where's that guitar?
  13. Waiting for the photographer to shoot my food so I can eat it.
  14. Niecey weighs 10.25 lbs and eats fast. Nadine weighs 8.65 pounds and thinks she's my favorite. I think the scale is wrong. Must test.
  15. @agingdragqueen Three books and several humans disagree with you slightly, but I'm willing to at least TRY to teach them.
  16. @agingdragqueen BUT (BUTT) we're going to try to teach them that the crate is the bedroom, not the bathroom. Wish us luck?
  17. @agingdragqueen Of course we did! So it wasn't bad: Throw away paper, wipe plastic, drop towel in washer.
  18. Play nice, Niecey! http://short.to/k0vb
  19. Looks like daddy will be up all night until puppy colons/bladders can make it through the night. Duh.
  20. I just cleaned up puppy crap while @brush tucked them in. Here's to a fun tomorrow!