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  1. @hijinksensue I'm a stunt man, like kenievel, gonna cover you in gravy like some fat people about 4 hours ago from twidroid in reply to hijinksensue
  2. @hijinksensue we see eye to eye in this bird fry game. about 5 hours ago from twidroid in reply to hijinksensue
  3. My turkey burgers are falling apart. But they taste semi-delicious. about 12 hours ago from Brizzly
  4. My family is watching me pick my nose on TinyChat. They asked for it. about 13 hours ago from Brizzly
  5. Even Bowser's minions are catching on to how groovy Mario music is. This is the remix. Koopa Troopas dance to the remix. about 15 hours ago from Brizzly
  6. New Super Mario is the hardest mario ever. PLUS it taunts you in perpetuity with the number of times you've failed/continued. A++++ about 16 hours ago from Brizzly
  7. Our intruder from a few nights ago has stolen my chair. http://twitgoo.com/5bkwg about 16 hours ago from twidroid
  8. @nodeuces it's not a great game, but the ray/stan/peter/egon writing is fun and nostalgic. 7:59 PM Nov 25th from twidroid in reply to nodeuces
  9. @torley MyEssCueElle. 7:24 PM Nov 25th from Brizzly in reply to torley
  10. Do they make blowup dolls for pedophiles? 6:56 PM Nov 25th from twidroid
  11. @nodeuces new super mario bros wii, ghostb usters. 6:56 PM Nov 25th from twidroid in reply to nodeuces
  12. Months of not playing video games, the instant I get hooked on two I get a damn job. How TERRIBLE. 5:01 PM Nov 25th from Brizzly
  13. @hijinksensue yep. 'Twas where we went before we discovered Craig the Stoner's Garage of Dead Marshalls. 12:15 PM Nov 25th from twidroid in reply to hijinksensue
  14. Both of us got job offers today. Waiting on details about mine. Almost applied at Audio Electronics. Losing literary cohesion. Jew out. 11:58 AM Nov 25th from twidroid
  15. I am thankful for black cat in my lap, enough money to eat, plenty of trivial media, and people who concern themselves with my happiness. 2:51 PM Nov 24th from Brizzly
  16. Muppets! Queen! Video! Chris Hardwick! WATCH: http://bit.ly/4GGyLV 11:28 AM Nov 24th from Brizzly
  17. Sad that my interview went better than others'. Got some banking and eBay shipping to do, after a lunch of leftovers. 10:25 AM Nov 24th from Brizzly
  18. @nodeuces re: ska titties... lord, I hope not 6:51 AM Nov 24th from twidroid in reply to nodeuces
  19. @hijinksensue I rarely have the capacity for jokes regarding sick kids. Fwiw, you and E seem to be doing it right. Hope L gets well soon. 6:36 AM Nov 24th from twidroid in reply to hijinksensue
  20. @pokeyp my fav. Grilled cheese: cheddar, smoke gouda, and romano. Basil, tons of butter, wheat bread. 6:30 AM Nov 24th from twidroid in reply to pokeyp