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  1. @nodeuces Bonnie was looking at the menu and asked "What's Chicken Aristocrat?" When I finally finished telling her, she was not that amused about 17 hours ago from Brizzly in reply to nodeuces
  2. Almost ordered the chicken aristocrat, but I'm not in the mood for chicken scat incest. about 18 hours ago from twidroid
  3. Roma Cafe in plano. Good reviews, and we're the only ones here on a Friday night. Scary, you might say. I might not. about 18 hours ago from twidroid
  4. Anybody wanna go to the Lounge On Elm Street to see my friend's band tonight? THEY GOT THEIR LIQUOR LICENSE BACK. about 20 hours ago from Brizzly
  5. Stepping on tons of acorns is better than popping bubblewrap. I'm aborting trees. 11:26 AM Nov 13th from twidroid
  6. Rhel3.7 machine won't auth via NIS on ubuntu jaunty server. Ypcat looks fine, users can't logint. WTFBBQASS 10:52 AM Nov 13th from twidroid
  7. My bike would win. Fuck the name. http://twitgoo.com/52x5g 9:56 PM Nov 12th from twidroid
  8. I hate that in my mind Head East are one hit wonders but they're still kicking ass and I only know that one badass song. 9:06 PM Nov 12th from twidroid
  9. @debperez I'm here! Stoli is here! 8:16 PM Nov 12th from twidroid in reply to debperez
  10. I think Craigslist gives progressively harder to read Re-Captcha images as a way of saying "Whoa there, Hoss... Nobody'll buy this shit." 5:47 PM Nov 12th from Brizzly
  11. Ever seen a lampshade inhale food? http://twitgoo.com/52t1s 3:07 PM Nov 12th from twidroid
  12. Stared at shell all day / skin quite pale, clammy as hell / nap, shower, sharky's? 3:00 PM Nov 12th from twidroid
  13. Stared at shell all day / 2:59 PM Nov 12th from twidroid
  14. Here's the sticky jackass that faceraped page 29 of my copy of @hijinksensue Vol. I: http://brizzly.com/pic/EXY 8:28 AM Nov 12th from Brizzly
  15. @BruceWayneBrady Hey, whatever happened to getting me a copy of that Khoa/FM tape you have? Still trying to get somebody to scan the cover. 8:00 AM Nov 12th from Brizzly
  16. My dog likes to sit pretty and listen to me play hot metal lixx. 7:34 AM Nov 12th from Brizzly
  17. I think I have snails in my brain. Gonna hang my ear over the trash for an hour or two. 7:02 AM Nov 12th from Brizzly
  18. The scab from the big spill at the Halloween party fell off. That's some quick healing. 5:53 PM Nov 11th from Brizzly
  19. Time to get serious about cleaning and liquidating. Is there a foundry to just melt our house and its contents to sell the raw elements? 10:35 AM Nov 11th from Brizzly
  20. Right now, go to google, start typing "why won't" in the search bar, and check out the first suggested search. The world needs answers. 8:15 AM Nov 11th from Brizzly