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Texas woman eats infants brains. Baltimore man eats mans heart and brain. (2) 11:32 AM May 31st via Twitter for Mac
The zombie apocalypse has officially begun. Miami man eats other man's face. (1) 11:32 AM May 31st via Twitter for Mac
The zombie apocalypse has begun latimes.com/news/nation/na… “The guy just stood… with pieces of flesh in his mouth. And he growled." 7:02 AM May 30th via Twitter for Mac
@timbuckingham Game’s on. 6:12 PM May 26th via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to timbuckingham
@thefirstpancake - know anyone in Texas who might be interested in this? bigtreecms.org/summer-of-bigt… 12:38 PM May 26th via Tweetbot for iOS
Need an excuse to sit on your ass all weekend? Build a website, win an iPad. Get started here: bigtreecms.org/summer-of-bigt… #summerofbigtree 12:31 PM May 26th via Tweetbot for iOS
$82 for "Cat Burning" 7:46 AM May 25th via Twitter for Mac
@mangandini I just had the same problem - also in a php file. Any logs or anything that could help, @panic? btw, loving Coda 2 :) 8:44 PM May 24th via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to mangandini
Just realized that my tweet yesterday said programmer, not *bro*grammer like I had typed. Damn auto-correcting Lion. 4:45 AM May 24th via Twitter for Mac
When did Microsoft make Bing Maps so much better than Google Maps? Larger text, smoother interface, NSWE bird's-eye view... 5:03 PM May 23rd via Twitter for Mac
I got a negative 50 on the programmer quiz. Definitely NOT a bro. 2:06 PM May 23rd via Twitter for Mac
At Water for Chocolate. It's nice seeing local small biz getting lots of business. Plus, really good food. 9:17 AM May 23rd via Tweetbot for iOS
@TraceyHalvorsen any chance I could come over and take some super-close macro shots of them sometime? 11:20 AM May 19th via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to TraceyHalvorsen
Did your podcast network just get fireballed? Should've built the site on BigTree. #wecanhandletraffic 1:16 PM May 18th via Tweetbot for iOS
@TraceyHalvorsen yay! 12:32 PM May 18th via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to TraceyHalvorsen
twitter.com/FarnsworthDyla… 11:34 AM May 18th via Photos on iOS
@TraceyHalvorsen sounds good to me. Just no street-level Baltimore scenes please. 11:01 AM May 17th via Twitter for Mac in reply to TraceyHalvorsen
The new score to beat is 709,804 - set by Amelia 10:25 AM May 17th via Twitter for Mac
Windows Phone 7: "We're having problems displaying this page" Me: "No, Really? Well Shit..." 9:39 AM May 17th via Twitter for Mac
Appropriating an old Fastspot iMac to use as a Windows testing machine. Let the fun begin. 8:40 AM May 17th via Twitter for Mac