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fariZafar

  1. One of my fave quotes from SJ. “@usman_latif: "It isn’t the consumers’ job to know what they want." -Steve Jobs” about 3 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  2. @MissSabrin Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. about 6 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to MissSabrin
  3. @ZainabHossain ofcourse. That's what the joke was made to counter. about 8 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to ZainabHossain
  4. SMH. “RT @UberFacts The world's largest family resides in India -- Consisting of one man, with 39 wives and 94 children.” about 9 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  5. @mansoorabbas What's cooking? An event or something? about 9 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to mansoorabbas
  6. @mansoorabbas Out of country, bro. No chance of return before the 10th of June. What's up? about 9 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to mansoorabbas
  7. Word! “@mirza9: Good to know that helping militants is a punishable crime but keeping militant wings in your political parties is aiight.” about 10 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  8. @Stinsonorita The 'of' was unnecassary and kind of redundant. about 10 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to Stinsonorita
  9. @BawliSi Level hai hijaabi ka. about 11 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to BawliSi
  10. @BawliSi Aadha moonh hamesha? Aadha jala hua hai kya? :P about 11 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to BawliSi
  11. Ye company kholne ayi hain Dubai mein. Ulti shirt pehen ke. #ExcitedLady :D twitter.com/fariZafar/stat… about 13 hours ago via Photos on iOS
  12. US troops imitate invasion of Iran with Arab allies bit.ly/KF8CUo Wah re Israel. about 16 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  13. RT @wired: Skydiving Without a Parachute bit.ly/JTKs5L about 16 hours ago via Flipboard
  14. I'm at Business Village w/ @salluhee 4sq.com/L1sNPb about 16 hours ago via foursquare
  15. Ya Allah, zeest kuch aasaa.n karde. :| 11:28 AM May 29th via Twitter for iPhone
  16. “@YusraSAskari: #Karachi is plagued by the wrath of the 'naa maloom afraad'” 6:58 AM May 29th via Twitter for iPhone
  17. When Katy Perry tweets a song from Shahrukh Khan's film. Wah re Bollywood. "@KatyPerry: Shanti shanti *Ohhhmmmm* twitpic.com/9q25ep" 4:34 PM May 28th via TweetDeck
  18. The most sensational video I ever watched. "29 years old and hearing myself for the 1st time!" *goosebumps* youtu.be/LsOo3jzkhYA 3:41 PM May 28th via TweetDeck
  • Name Farrukh Zafar
  • Location Dubai
  • Bio I sell very expensive jokes. Co-founder and owner of Gagism.com. Also, I punch unicorns to sleep when times are hard.
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