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farazosman

  1. @DJTrevorNelson wow, still looks as good as when I first saw it - surely there are laws against selling such things?!
  2. Dad congratulated me for winning a @BAFTA for The Great British Bake Off. I didn't - I won the C4 Staff Bake Off. He was less impressed.
  3. Better Burn Quick instagr.am/p/LI_VBSB1zw/
  4. @sunny_hundal no no. no no no no. no no no no. no NO NO Sunny, they're weren't.
  5. I'm pretty sure that wasn't the Greek Gods' vision of Europe. #eurovision
  6. @katefin was considering SH - but couldn't handle the hetrophobia. :/
  7. @katefin nope - she did that too. Are you eurovisioning?
  8. @katefin just watch this a few times and you'll nail it. youtube.com/watch?v=sy_BRw…
  9. Cheryl seems to be asking everyone else to say her name because she can only mime it. #TheVoiceUK
  10. @wonderlandblog really? sorry, I just can't help my ninja ways.
  11. @wonderlandblog this may blow your mind... thisiscolossal.com/2012/01/riusuk…
  12. Like Alien? And Aliens? And Lost? And VERY EXCITED for Prometheus? you NEED to watch this Damon Lindelof interview: theverge.com/2012/5/21/3034…
  13. The fun ain't over! Donald Trump says 'best choice of all' for VP is Donald Trump. This is the Best. Election. EVER. newsmax.com/Politics/trump…
  14. Deconstructed desserts are just posh Fruit Corners. #greatbritishmenu
  15. @Doctoe procatinator.com
  16. Congrats @fashionfringe finalists! Also @Burberry HQ playing @TheBluetones in reception. Talk about knowing your audience. (Me. Obvs.)
  17. I could DESTROY an apple crumble right about now. Like, drenched in custard and shiz.
  18. @PeopleIKnow @gemmabrady28 woah woah woah - what lies! The only dance I know in it's entirety its this: youtu.be/4fndeDfaWCg?t=…
  19. Just shaved my doors.