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@SouthwestAir Your login for free A-list in-flight wifi has issues. Redirects to home page, can't login. Had to buy it instead. 32 minutes ago via Twittelator Neue
MLBNetwork John Hart on the @Royals No. 5 overall pick of #MLBDraft @Kylez9113: “I think he has the best 3-pitch mix that I’ve seen in the Draft.” about 2 hours ago via web Retweeted by fancypantsbeer and 12 others
@chimpotle I took tap as a boy. Never got me laid, but I'm tolerant of gay men as an adult. about 3 hours ago via Twittelator Neue in reply to chimpotle
Ordered this beer at BWI. Woman next to me was not amused: twitpic.com/9svbn1 about 3 hours ago via Twittelator Neue
What a 55 spigot lineup looks like @churchkeydc #sierranevada twitpic.com/9styb9 about 6 hours ago via Twittelator Neue
@TWCPBeer PA and IL had a keg for their respective Beer Weeks. We'll get to MO when we have beer to suppy continuously. about 9 hours ago via TweetDeck in reply to TWCPBeer
@Levonroyvi @TWCPBeer Parabola will be on the next truck. Delivers to MO in a couple of weeks. about 10 hours ago via Twittelator Neue in reply to Levonroyvi
@TWCPBeer I simply don't have the liquid. If I bring it to MO then we're out of stock in our home market. about 10 hours ago via Twittelator Neue in reply to TWCPBeer
Missed free throw in basketball, your teammates congratulate you. Miss a field goal in football and someone shits on your helmet. about 23 hours ago via Twittelator Neue
Michael Phelps is 26 and his mommy still buys him Subway. I bet she scores his weed for him, too. about 23 hours ago via Twittelator Neue
@Blvd_Jim Doesn't Pierce make up for that? about 23 hours ago via Twittelator Neue in reply to Blvd_Jim
Let's just say Flavortown is a long ride from here. RT @LegendsLtdEric Is it a bitch in camaro? about 24 hours ago via Twittelator Neue in reply to LegendsLtdEric
Plating dessert @churchkeydc for @FirestoneWalker beer dinner: twitpic.com/9slr78 about 24 hours ago via Twittelator Neue
Please follow @kcmeesha who has beat you to the punch. RT @PylesErica Working on making a diet that consists only of consuming beer. 6:06 PM Jun 3rd via Twittelator Neue in reply to PylesErica
@nwitte Five courses, nine beers. Three cheeses served at once with three beers. 6:03 PM Jun 3rd via Twittelator Neue in reply to nwitte
Lamb belly was off the hook. So bold, yo. Too loaded to drive my red Camaro. 5:54 PM Jun 3rd via Twittelator Neue
Beer dinner menu for our gig tonight @churchkeydc : twitpic.com/9sk1r4 5:09 PM Jun 3rd via Twittelator Neue
Soon to be @churchkeydc for our beer dinner. I promise not to use Instagram for food photos unless its Jello salad. 3:07 PM Jun 3rd via Twittelator Neue
eatthisinKCmatt Still under construction but I'm 1st in line it's worth the wait @oklahomajoesbbq instagr.am/p/LbWqpgxaFt/ 2:50 PM Jun 3rd via Instagram Retweeted by fancypantsbeer
DC_BeerGirl @fancypantsbeer Wookey Jack I amazing! Thanks @SmithCommonsDC 1:34 PM Jun 3rd via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by fancypantsbeer

Name John Bryan
Location Cosmopolitan
Bio I dream in flavor. Export Director for @FirestoneWalker Brewing Company. Mostly tweets about beer and sophomoric boy humor. Don't follow if you offend easily.