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  1. @Genmilk You assume I'm gay just because I'm a child rapist? You always assume the worst in people.
  2. People say I rarely write anymore. That's not true. It's just that I only write child rape fantasies and have nowhere to post them.
  3. http://bit.ly/46LKRe #wikipediaSternfaces
  4. ¸„ø¤º°¨¨°º¤ø ¸„ø¤º°¨¨°º¤ø tHIs mEMe iS For CLosET hoMOs lIKe mE To fINalLY coME ouT RIghT? ¸„ø¤º°¨¨°º¤ø¸„ø¤º°¨¨°º¤ø„ keep the wave going
  5. @Genmilk Is that related to your last tweet?
  6. @rollo_gigante Her profile. I heard she puts out.
  7. @rollo_gigante Link.
  8. I'm going to spend the next ten minutes quietly judging and unfollowing people.
  9. No, no, my birthday is not in mid-April. You're not paying attention.
  10. Followup on my last twat: Not right now, idiots. Wish me a happy birthday about mid-April and we'll take Halloween down. Maybe.
  11. Can we try to get "Happy Birthday, Christoph!" higher than "Happy Halloween" on the trending topics list.
  12. If you can spend an hour ranting about how pregnant you are, you can spend five minutes taking pictures of our swollen breasts. Selfish.
  13. Stop right now~ Thank you very much~ I need somebody with a human touch~
  14. @SunnyCrittenden My Safeway disagrees with your hypothesis on the availability of Fruity Pebbles in Canada.
  15. Smells like. Rubber. But I know it's not rubber, because it's my bum and my bum and I are made of Human.
  16. @cheshireRAWR Why do you pretend to be stupid.
  17. @cheshireRAWR How is this good news? this is terrible news!
  18. I've been talking to people, and invariably within 30 seconds of starting a conversation they ask me if I'm okay. Fuck off with that shit.
  19. @Sarah_Dicker Is this a clever public announcement?
  20. @cheshireRAWR I am giving you shit.