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People say I rarely write anymore. That's not true. It's just that I only write child rape fantasies and have nowhere to post them.8:19 AM Nov 10thfrom web
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I'm going to spend the next ten minutes quietly judging and unfollowing people.4:01 AM Nov 4thfrom web
No, no, my birthday is not in mid-April. You're not paying attention.7:26 AM Nov 1stfrom web
Followup on my last twat: Not right now, idiots. Wish me a happy birthday about mid-April and we'll take Halloween down. Maybe.8:53 PM Oct 31stfrom web
Can we try to get "Happy Birthday, Christoph!" higher than "Happy Halloween" on the trending topics list.7:58 PM Oct 31stfrom web
If you can spend an hour ranting about how pregnant you are, you can spend five minutes taking pictures of our swollen breasts. Selfish.12:48 PM Oct 22ndfrom web
Stop right now~ Thank you very much~ I need somebody with a human touch~3:34 PM Oct 20thfrom web
I've been talking to people, and invariably within 30 seconds of starting a conversation they ask me if I'm okay. Fuck off with that shit.6:49 PM Oct 13thfrom web