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Sigh...My family isn't impressed by my update of the traditional Thanksgiving blessing.about 9 hours agofrom Twitterrific
Y'all get to bed now, or the Judgemental Pilgrim won't come and bring you Thanksgiving presents so you can be grateful tomorrow morning.about 23 hours agofrom Birdhouse
Why is it that rare medical side effects never do anything cool like giving you heat vision?
Stupid dry mouth.4:43 AM Nov 18thfrom Twitterrific
"Letter of intent" ceremonies are just another way of showing why athletes are better than other high school students.8:32 AM Nov 17thfrom Twitterrific