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  1. @hotdogsladies happy birthday, old man! Time for the medical checkups to get...more interesting.
  2. ♫ DO THE TURKEY LEG DO THE TURKEY LEG ♫ Sigh...My family isn't impressed by my update of the traditional Thanksgiving blessing.
  3. There are four, FOUR! pecan pies here! Ah hah hah! (cue thunder and lightning)
  4. Did Jimmy Fallon just try to make "Holiday Road" into a Christmas song?
  5. Y'all get to bed now, or the Judgemental Pilgrim won't come and bring you Thanksgiving presents so you can be grateful tomorrow morning.
  6. Late lunch at @broadstreetcafe. With redundant ats.
  7. @jonathancoulton I wish I still had my comemorative "Cannonball Run" Big Gulp cup.
  8. @PaulKnipple aw hell yeah!
  9. @JuliMrshll what about a taco?
  10. New goal at the gym: soak through 100% of a t-shirt while on the elliptical machine. So far stuck at 65%.
  11. @Reba723 tell him Beaujolais is for people who like thanksgiving more than wine.
  12. Playing the "Drink Every Time There's A Lens Flare" game with Star Trek would have me WASTED by now if I weren't using coffee.
  13. @theleebros Nice meeting you on Thursday night! (I'm the one who was friends with Eugene Walter)
  14. @PeskyFly what, Scarlett Johanssen's album of Tom Waits covers didn't make the cut? They probably repressed the memory of it.
  15. @jensized his chosen barbecue is by pasty white guys for pasty white guys. But it IS the best-marketed BBQ in Chicago!
  16. Samples at the Lee Brothers booksigning. Yum. http://flic.kr/p/7gXziW
  17. @JuliMrshll what do you mean "in twenty years?
  18. @scribblescrawl streaking on Beale St?
  19. Why is it that rare medical side effects never do anything cool like giving you heat vision? Stupid dry mouth.
  20. "Letter of intent" ceremonies are just another way of showing why athletes are better than other high school students.