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  1. @theogeo damn.
  2. (cue responses from people who don't get the joke in 3...2...)
  3. If cows contribute so much to greenhouse gases, shouldn't they be ENCOURAGING us to kill and eat them?
  4. @rakuette I have a CASE of corn dogs waiting for you.
  5. @lofidelity the Seth green bit.
  6. @lofidelity you're just now finding that out?
  7. @QuiteSwimmingly not morbidly obese? Or is that spotthebritatwalmart.com?
  8. The bottom of the sign above the biker bar here can be partially obscured: folks end up going down to the "QUARTER MILF" for a beer.
  9. @luckyshirt until it died of measles.
  10. @muddysbakeshop congrats!
  11. You should make with the #Movember donations, because otherwise this 'stache will be nothing but sacrifice. http://www.movember.com/m/2...
  12. @rakuette no no, it's ice cream.
  13. New week at school. Radio silence commences now!
  14. Movember update: 1 week in. http://flic.kr/p/7eg2q2
  15. Hanging at roller derby.
  16. @theogeo yes. Which is why I invented the Pecan Electromagnetâ„¢
  17. It applies the lotion topically, or else it gets stung by a bee.
  18. My brain woke me up at 3:30 this morning with a message for the universe. That message is "The Scritti Politti Dirt Band." Hope it helps!
  19. @mamasquirrel a responsible parent would bring home leftovers!
  20. Taco Tuesday @jimnnicksbbq. The brisket and catfish tacos are AMAZING. http://flic.kr/p/7cZxo5