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fancybjones

At bdubs when the tornados come!! I always knew I would die somewhere classy! #itsnotclassyatall #wingsbeersports 3:47 PM Jun 1st via Twitter for iPhone
Look, impending storm of doom, I have things to do today so you're going to have to back off! #shutupmothernature 5:14 AM Jun 1st via Twitter for iPhone
I feel an Arrested Development marathon coming on! 6:01 PM May 31st via web
For once I'd like to sleep in, just once! #ineedcoffeerightnowplease 3:58 AM May 31st via web
My uncle Tim is here! I need to think of some fun things for us to do the rest of the week! #heisahoot #richardsimmons :) 6:01 PM May 30th via web
"Cause even the stars they burn, some even fall to the earth. We've got a lot to learn, God knows we're worth it. No, I won't give up." 8:21 AM May 30th via web
took the dogs for a walk this morning. it's awful early but surprisingly other people are up this early. #oldpeople 4:07 AM May 30th via web
Did just awful at trivia tonight, though I did know all the answers to super-nintendo games! #90sbaby #thanksdanny #streetfighter 6:34 PM May 29th via Twitter for iPhone
Dinner at Fridays! #idontreallyloveFridays #Mattschoice #healwayspicksthatplace 3:30 PM May 29th via web
Always restless and can't sleep in the summer. #summerinsomnia 7:52 PM May 28th via Twitter for iPhone
@huisstijl it was lovely having you home for the long weekend! Miss you already :) 7:27 PM May 28th via Twitter for iPhone
So tired! This three day weekend thing is rough!!! @huisstijl you get me girl! 10:32 PM May 27th via Twitter for iPhone
it would start raining when we decide to go out @huisstijl. Girl can't ever have a good hair day! 6:29 PM May 27th via web
Mom, "Oh my god, that blue jay just landed on the back of that squirrel. I think he was trying to take it back to the nest!" #shitmymomsays 12:29 PM May 27th via Twitter for iPhone
My mom, "oh my god Danny u scared me, I forgot u were here." Danny, "good thing u weren't holding a knife, u would have taken off a finger!" 12:10 PM May 27th via Twitter for iPhone
that's right I'm having chocolate-covered strawberries for breakfast! #itsafruit #firstthingIsawinthefridge #coffeeplease 6:35 AM May 27th via web
been up since 4 am so gotta get some sleep. Congrats again to the Treutle boys @ethantreutle and @Nantwan for graduating!!!! 9:24 PM May 26th via web
"hey @huisstijl remember that summer when you were transgendered and bi-racial?" 11:07 AM May 26th via Twitter for iPhone
@huisstijl that's right I will take long ridiculously long showers! #heisjealous 7:57 AM May 26th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to huisstijl
@huisstijl doesn't like the great gatsby. I'm revoking his gay card, we're over! ;) 6:38 PM May 25th via Twitter for iPhone