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  1. What's funny is how I'm diagnosing people w/ intimacy issues & sex addiction because I watch sex rehab & pay attention. about 9 hours ago from UberTwitter
  2. Yayyy my boss let us off an hour early!!! Woot! about 17 hours ago from UberTwitter
  3. @CXCBANDIT YOUNG, TALL, & HOT! Yes a pig...a detective...but so cute & nice!! Eeeeek! about 21 hours ago from UberTwitter in reply to CXCBANDIT
  4. Dude I'm totally crushing on the young & hot detective who I had to see last night to identify this dude in a lineup. about 22 hours ago from UberTwitter
  5. @CXCBANDIT wtf??? People have no respect for others belongings! Grrrr! about 23 hours ago from UberTwitter in reply to CXCBANDIT
  6. I'm DYING without my BBM, FB mobile, Uber Twitter, EMAIL! It's killing me softly and I'm sooooooo disconnected! GOD DAMMIT #Blackberry 10:46 PM Dec 22nd from web
  7. Now I have to go to police dept afterwork to pick the perpetrator up out of a photo lineup. Merry f-ing xmas to me. 9:51 AM Dec 22nd from UberTwitter
  8. Just got called @ work by LAPD re: my friend getting cracked over the head w/ a bottle at a bar. Heart jumped out of my chest, hate cops! 9:51 AM Dec 22nd from UberTwitter
  9. Need to be @ work in 9 minutes, just left my house, let's see how gangsta I really am at driving skills. 8:52 AM Dec 22nd from UberTwitter
  10. Yayyyyyy its holiday morning light traffic per @RICKatFOX ! Stoked that I'll prob get to the westside in 25 mins instead of an hour!! 7:22 AM Dec 21st from UberTwitter in reply to RICKatFOX
  11. @famouslegs Roomie you would be so proud of me. I didn't even squeal! I'm much better @ aim + fire than I am at squishing. 1:08 AM Dec 21st from UberTwitter
  12. Just killed spider #2 today, both in my bathroom. I'm bad fucking ass with my can of raid. 1:03 AM Dec 21st from UberTwitter
  13. @douchegirl omg prison break is SO AMAZING! What a great show, u will enjoy catching up! 5:09 PM Dec 20th from UberTwitter in reply to douchegirl
  14. Can't believe I'm going to Los Toros on a Sunday night, if this isn't a recipe for disaster I don't know what is! 4:13 PM Dec 20th from UberTwitter
  15. Handling a 3 year olds bday today...good thing there's booze! Happy birthday lil eddie :) 2:13 PM Dec 20th from UberTwitter
  16. How is it that some people can fail in such an epic way yet be so lucky?? 12:01 PM Dec 20th from UberTwitter
  17. "I always tell the truth, even when I lie." - great line from Scarface! 11:54 AM Dec 20th from UberTwitter
  18. @CXCBANDIT that's why I only hang out with "friends of ours..." No fugazi's up in here! 11:30 AM Dec 20th from UberTwitter in reply to CXCBANDIT
  19. @CXCBANDIT I love him! 10:14 AM Dec 20th from UberTwitter in reply to CXCBANDIT
  20. @CXCBANDIT hahaha Dez looks so regal here. 9:47 AM Dec 20th from UberTwitter in reply to CXCBANDIT