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falsettoclergy

  1. OMG, that is TOTES my aesthetic. 7:27 AM May 23rd via Echofon
  2. Falsetto Clergy: Losing followers to emotional outbursts since two thousand whatever. 6:33 PM May 22nd via Echofon
  3. @MmeLaCrooz Andrew. twitpic.com/9o6jda 6:32 PM May 22nd via Echofon in reply to MmeLaCrooz
  4. Taking plenty of text convo screen grabs tonight, me and my friends are fucking important, I'll show you 6:07 PM May 22nd via Echofon
  5. Feeling all boxwine-lit and Aspergery tonight, missing my dead kid brother 6:05 PM May 22nd via Echofon
  6. "Havagudday!" "No, YOU havagudday!" "Hey, fuck you! Where I come from, eveydayisagudday!" 9:20 AM May 22nd via Echofon
  7. Teenagers spoil the moment. 9:09 AM May 22nd via Echofon
  8. Enough with the protein, First World. 7:13 AM May 22nd via Echofon
  9. A quarter century of this sludge and I still have no words for the Dirty South. twitpic.com/9lkn17 10:08 PM May 15th via Echofon
  10. To live in a city that can still support an army of tailors. 10:47 AM May 10th via Echofon
  11. For a bulging lot of cranks and cynics, y'all sure do occupy your days "favoriting" and "liking" things, don't ya? 5:45 PM May 8th via Echofon
  12. With both feet submerged in the shallow waters of poverty cuisine, my big toe was bitten by the ghostfish of affluence. 5:33 PM May 8th via Echofon
  13. Still can't figure out what I miss. 3:18 PM May 8th via Echofon
  14. Parallel sods in shitjob stasis. 10:30 PM May 5th via Echofon
  15. I have trouble sleeping without an enemy next to me. 11:24 AM May 5th via Echofon
  16. A Genghis Khan-shaped cribbage board for tracking your sexual conquests. 8:51 AM May 3rd via Echofon
  17. It's cool, you guys. We tallied all the puns in Batman & Robin and it only comes to 74. Sleep tight! twitpic.com/9gkabj 6:25 PM May 2nd via Echofon