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  1. I wrote that in gradeschool. I am such a genius. Mrs. Dawson sent me and my poem over to the principal's office. I tho't she'd like it more. about 16 hours ago from web
  2. I wrote you a haiku / But it had no grace / I wrote you a sonnet / But ran out of space / Anyway here's a drawing of a penis on your face about 16 hours ago from web
  3. k gotta go. Hu is calling me. He calls me his bitch and I don't like it. But like the wifey says, you took the job so u gotta live with it 1:32 PM Nov 23rd from web
  4. California. That's like a different country right? It's part of Mexico. I'm glad they didn't ask me that when I was running for office. 1:31 PM Nov 23rd from web
  5. We kept all those $30,000 small-biz loans to folks in the east coast. 'coz those Californians are rich and are so provincial. 1:31 PM Nov 23rd from web
  6. I'm so smart. 1:30 PM Nov 23rd from web
  7. Ameros. Can you say Ameros? A-m-e-r-o. Got it yet? k. Great. New strategy. We default on dollar+switch to Amero & the govt keeps it all 1:30 PM Nov 23rd from web
  8. I don't care much about the Louisiana Purchase since I'm not from that part of the world. So provincial. Just give'em the cash for the vote. 1:29 PM Nov 23rd from web
  9. Obamacare. Woohoo! Yeeeeeehah! Wowie wow wow! Oh- Pelosi just jabbed me in the butt with her little dagger. I hate when she does that. 1:28 PM Nov 23rd from web
  10. We had an in-house czar vote today. 27:1 said we should forget the bald eagle+designate the vulture our national emblem. 1:27 PM Nov 23rd from web
  11. Oh darn that Glenn Beck! He's saying good things about Dear Leader again. 2:37 AM Nov 12th from web
  12. Oh hey what's that thing? Hey get that away from her!! Am watching Prejean without jeans on video. 2:35 AM Nov 12th from web
  13. I mean who would you like to see as speaker of the house, Carrie Prejean or Pelosi. Those 1900 pages would have been a lot easier w her arnd 2:33 AM Nov 12th from web
  14. But honestly I'd love to see Carrie without her prejeans. 2:32 AM Nov 12th from web
  15. is thinking about having Carrie Prejean do 5 years hard labor at Guantanamo. #scenesUsDemoratsWouldLikeToSee 2:31 AM Nov 12th from web
  16. Sometimes I get up at night, sleepy-eyed, and sneak away to the TV set in the oval office so that I can watch Red-Eye. Don't tell anyone. 2:30 AM Nov 12th from web
  17. We didn't call it college when I went there. College sounds so harsh. Instead, call it "collage." 2:29 AM Nov 12th from web
  18. Sometimes I wonder if Pelosi ever runs into Tammy Faye Baker. Har har. I had one of those t-shirts in collage. 2:29 AM Nov 12th from web
  19. I'm thinking Pelosi might make a good next President (of the local Botox Club) 2:28 AM Nov 12th from web
  20. @RedScareBot All I can say is that Groucho was not the real mccoy. Marxists should not have more fun! 2:26 AM Nov 12th from web in reply to RedScareBot