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  1. Pulling things. Not birds. Carts, trucks. That kind of thing. That is haul. 9:14 AM Oct 12th from Tweetie
  2. Movie in which Hitler has a bit of a @wompkin moment. That is Downfall. 6:11 AM Oct 12th from Tweetie
  3. What I am and @sambarton is not. That is TALL. Ha ha. #PSIANW. 6:00 AM Oct 12th from Tweetie
  4. Fuckers who will no longer give me fucking paper napkins. That is Paul. 5:57 AM Oct 12th from Tweetie
  5. Sir Martin, head of WPP and LEGEND. That isS orrell. 5:52 AM Oct 12th from Tweetie
  6. The American University in London. That is AUL. 5:49 AM Oct 12th from Tweetie
  7. Master Klein, him of #seedcamp fame. That isS aul. 5:46 AM Oct 12th from Tweetie
  8. The White street where civil servants waste my hard earned cash. That is 'all. Come on DC! #PSIANW 5:44 AM Oct 12th from Tweetie
  9. The IATA airport code for Orlando executive airport. That is ORL. 5:39 AM Oct 12th from Tweetie
  10. A long pointed spike for marking wood. That is awl. 5:36 AM Oct 12th from Tweetie
  11. That is all. That is all. 5:34 AM Oct 12th from Tweetie
  12. @wompkin Either they'll be shining our shoes or you'll be sectioned under the mental health act. Yessir. 6:10 AM Sep 26th from Tweetie in reply to wompkin
  13. @wompkin What the fuck did you spill tea on my favourite shirt for you stupid fucking cock. #psianw 3:21 AM Sep 23rd from Tweetie
  14. Google can't be stopped from selling keywords. Interesting ref Interflora case etc. http://bit.ly/3g5e2S 2:01 AM Sep 22nd from Tweetie
  15. Nor me RT @wompkin Me neither. RT @willwynne: I'm not. RT @serafinowicz: Using Twitter 6:21 AM Sep 17th from Tweetie
  16. @sambarton Dare to fucking leave Arena and I'll eat your balls for breakfast. PS in a nice way. 3:17 PM Jul 31st from Tweetie
  17. Fucking @followermonitor. Arguing over who gets to smoke the cigarette. 1:26 PM Jul 30th from Tweetie
  18. @wompkin switch off that TV and do something more intersting instead. 5:10 AM Jun 7th from Twitterrific in reply to wompkin
  19. Off to the eBay picnic. Wonder if there will be a @wompkin / @fakewomkin Tweet off? 4:29 AM Jun 7th from Twitterrific
  20. Pondering politics. Seems the top job is up for grabs. Headline reads 'WW Rules'. *Shines new number plate* 1:03 AM Jun 5th from Twitterrific
  • Name Fake Wompkin
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  • Bio I am a wompkin, doesn't get much better than this. The end!
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