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FakeSheff

  1. This man knows what's up! RT @DNR_Rogo What REALLY happened to Jim Riggleman in DC. Cameo by Pudge & an old friend. designaterobertson.blogspot.com/2011/06/meanwh… 7:41 AM Jun 28th, 2011 via web in reply to DNR_Rogo
  2. Why isn't Sheff the DH for the Rangers? #blamedave 10:38 AM Apr 13th, 2011 via web
  3. "No way. I'm not playing in something that's made up." @SamBorden remembers how fun Sheff was! http://bit.ly/hXTHYx 8:59 AM Mar 23rd, 2011 via web
  4. Yeah, boyyyyeeee. This is what I'm sayin' http://bit.ly/eVy4XX 9:38 PM Feb 17th, 2011 via Tweetie for Mac
  5. @Mr_Senay All y'all know the power's still there. Treat me like a man and I'm there. Peace. 7:31 PM Feb 2nd, 2011 via Tweetie for Mac in reply to Mr_Senay
  6. Joe Maddon didn't even pick up the check! Sheff puts food on the table! RT @si_mlb Sheffield felt disrespected by Rays http://bit.ly/dZaFrF 7:52 AM Jan 7th, 2011 via web
  7. Nobody wants to pay someone who can still hit! RT @SPTimesRays Gary Sheffield tells Tampa's ESPN 1040 radio he's "99.9% sure" he's retiring 3:21 PM Jan 6th, 2011 via web
  8. Giambi? Sheff can still play the outfield! 2:01 PM Dec 14th, 2010 via web
  9. You damn right we talkin'. I can still hit! RT @TroyRenck Tampa talking with Sheffield acc to reports. They also have interest in Giambi 2:01 PM Dec 14th, 2010 via web
  10. Hey, man! RT @SI_JonHeyman Fred mcgriff, johnny damon, frank viola & gary sheffield at winter meetings. Great to see mcgriff, damon & viola. 6:16 PM Dec 7th, 2010 via web in reply to JonHeymanCBS
  11. How many times does Sheff have to say this? | RT @TigersMLive Ex-Tiger Gary Sheffield says #Rays are his top choice http://bit.ly/hcXPuy 5:48 PM Dec 7th, 2010 via web in reply to TigersMLive
  12. Yeah, brah. RT @beckjason: Sheff: "Hitting has never been my problem. I can still do that. I can still go out and hit 20-30 home runs." 4:43 PM Dec 7th, 2010 via Tweetie for Mac
  13. That's what I said. RT @TylerKepner: Gary Sheffield on playing again: "I never say never, but that's not why I'm here." 12:49 PM Dec 7th, 2010 via Tweetie for Mac
  14. I got your stocking stuffer right here: "Inside Power" in paperback: http://amzn.to/hbO6VV. You're welcome. 7:47 AM Nov 30th, 2010 via Tweetie for Mac
  15. Hey, y'all? Where's the birthday love? I'm 42 today and not one tweet? Harsh, man. 2:25 PM Nov 18th, 2010 via Tweetie for Mac
  16. Sandy Alderson, you know my number, baby. 11:54 AM Oct 29th, 2010 via Tweetie for Mac
  17. Yo, Ron. You need offense. I can help. 8:27 PM Oct 28th, 2010 via Tweetie for Mac
  18. Did you hear Sheff on the radio? I ain't a Good Ol' Boy like Rocco Baldelli, so the Rays took him over me! I can hit! http://bit.ly/aFWr1e 1:20 AM Oct 13th, 2010 via web
  19. I lived my first year in Milwaukee in a state of heightened emotion. 4:54 PM Oct 12th, 2010 via Tweetie for Mac
  20. Two hits! That's all you got, Tampa Bay Rays? Sheff gets that when he rolls out of bed in the morning. Can you add me to the playoff roster? 6:17 PM Oct 7th, 2010 via web
  • Name Not Gary Sheffield
  • Location Tampa, FL
  • Bio I can still hit! Who wants to pay me?
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