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  1. So long and thanks for al-- actually, thanks for nothin', suckers. 6:29 AM Oct 26th from web
  2. why is @oxbloodruffin being so mean to me? :'( 12:25 PM Jul 20th from web
  3. @spacerog once is enuff!!!! cheese louise!!! 10:45 AM Jul 20th from web in reply to spacerog
  4. i think that the REAL L0pht should hack away @L0pht's twitter name. that guy has nothing to do with the L0pht from what i can tell!!!! 8:58 AM Jul 20th from web
  5. @domdingelom you know, with everyone else having a #freeandrew, the value of my #freeandrew is rapidly decreasing. :[ 11:47 AM Jul 15th from web in reply to wimremes
  6. this #freeandrew isnt working out so well. i would like to #returnandrew, perhaps for some #andrewcredit. thx 11:42 AM Jul 15th from web
  7. A #freeandrew? I'LL TAKE IT! 11:40 AM Jul 15th from web
  8. @fairnessfairy Bummer. 9:30 AM Jul 14th from web in reply to fairnessfairy
  9. @mubix to paraphrase the old adage, "If at first you don't succeed at [security], you're not Bruce Schneier." maybe some day, kiddo 7:19 AM Jul 14th from web in reply to mubix
  10. @mubix Dont be jealous of Microsofts success, dawg. Just because they can secure something and u cant. 6:25 AM Jul 14th from web in reply to mubix
  11. @meatballninja Ive had this theme since day 0. the profile pic I copied from sum doods who snapped a pic of me playing "guns 'n muscles". 7:46 PM Jul 13th from web in reply to meatballninja
  12. @grecs If i wanted, i could just use my patented Beard o'Cryptofury and scramble every DPRK hard drive, but then there would be no news ='( 7:14 PM Jul 13th from web
  13. @XploitSweatshop Do you sell gift cards???? 7:07 PM Jul 13th from web in reply to XploitSweatshop
  14. @jwgoerlich U seem to know a lot about me...too much perhaps. I think its high time i encrypted your face. 2:32 PM Jul 13th from web in reply to jwgoerlich
  15. @WeldPond AH YES!!! Will LØphtcrack also be supporting my AU/X and Xenix hosts too???? 2:30 PM Jul 13th from web in reply to WeldPond
  16. @WeldPond Good thing i switched to BeOS today huh???! Your crackers software wont run on there!! Then again, not much runs on BeOS. Doh! 11:08 AM Jul 13th from web in reply to WeldPond
  17. @anilsaldhana I have no idea what youre asking. 11:41 AM Jul 11th from web in reply to anilsaldhana
  18. @danielkennedy74 I just like 2 keep my tweeps on their toes!!! 11:41 AM Jul 11th from web in reply to danielkennedy74
  19. @anilsaldhana Maybe u missed it bcuz u spend too much time on Twitterz. 8:56 AM Jul 11th from web in reply to anilsaldhana
  20. @anilsaldhana Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh. I get it!! So maybe you are TOO 'good' at twitter. Find something else to do!! 8:39 AM Jul 11th from web in reply to anilsaldhana