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  1. @FakeJohnMcCain I was looking at the map at FiveThirtyEight.com and it looks like we've got the reds ALMOST OUT OF HERE!!! WOO HOOO! 6:12 AM Oct 27th, 2008 from web in reply to fakejohnmccain
  2. So awesome that Elisabeth Hasselbeck is campaigning with me. I wonder how her dad feels about the Knight Rider re-make. 5:39 AM Oct 27th, 2008 from web
  3. Y'know @FeliciaDay, you are *waaaay* nicer than that Tina Fey witch. You SHOULD PLAY ME IN THE MOVIE!! :] 10:59 AM Oct 24th, 2008 from web
  4. You like me! Forty percent of you _really_ like me! http://bit.ly/156XvO 6:57 PM Oct 23rd, 2008 from web
  5. They keep saying I sound like Fargo, BUT FARGO IS IN NORTH NEBRASKA NOT ALASKA!! Stupids =P 1:57 PM Oct 23rd, 2008 from web
  6. dm @NoOnProp8 I'm confused. I thought you guys _liked_ propositioning random ppl. 10:01 AM Oct 23rd, 2008 from web
  7. You see this? http://bit.ly/NameMyKid … Here's what I didn't tell 'em: I also want a daughter named "Taylor Made" ;) 9:05 AM Oct 23rd, 2008 from web
  8. ... also, how come SNL has no one better to play @BarackObama?! Couldn't they just ask a Wayans brother? 8:03 AM Oct 23rd, 2008 from web
  9. SNL really disappointed me, you guys. I mean, _where_ was Roseanne Roseannadanna?! 6:57 AM Oct 23rd, 2008 from mobile web
  10. Yes liberals, it is a World Series because WE ARE THE WORLD. WE ARE THE CHILDREN. 5:31 PM Oct 22nd, 2008 from web
  11. OMG, @wilw! I LOVED YOU ON STAR WARS, WIL!!! 3:21 PM Oct 22nd, 2008 from web
  12. @FakeMitch yo mama is so fashion senseless she borrows her dresses from Rudy Giuliani. 2:17 PM Oct 22nd, 2008 from web in reply to FakeMitch
  13. It isn't my fault the campaign approved my 150k expense report. I'm just workin the system. Palin Style. STOP DRINKING THAT HATERADE 1:16 PM Oct 22nd, 2008 from web
  14. Oh yeah @AnilDash? Yo mama's so fat, she stood on the Democratic Party platform _and broke it_. SHAZAM--PALIN STYLE! 1:02 PM Oct 22nd, 2008 from web
  15. DO NOT FOLLOW @NoOnProp8! WE WILL NOT LET RAINBOW PPL TURN SAN FRANCISCO INTO HOMOSEXICO!!1! 12:08 PM Oct 22nd, 2008 from web
  16. Sometimes, I like to pour a warm bath and put my 'Moose Mating Calls' CD on the stereo. 10:48 AM Oct 22nd, 2008 from web
  17. Thanks for yr vote and pro-American wishes, Tracy! I'll pray for yr husband!! http://icanhaz.com/HerVote 8:59 AM Oct 22nd, 2008 from web
  18. Why do we have to bet the _whole_ campaign on Pencilvania? SINCE WHEN DO PENCILS VOTE?!1! 7:25 AM Oct 22nd, 2008 from web
  19. Oh gosh, I had no idea Neiman Marcus was so *EXPENSIVE*! http://bit.ly/4feuo6 6:10 PM Oct 21st, 2008 from web
  20. How can people think I know nothing about the economy?! I used to fly economy _all the time_, you guys =P 5:12 PM Oct 21st, 2008 from web