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  1. I am the egg man we are the egg men I am the walrus goo goo ga jube 6:46 AM Jul 23rd from Tweetie
  2. We didn't start the fire it was always burning since the world's been turning 6:46 AM Jul 23rd from Tweetie
  3. eye of a hurricane listen to yourself churn world serves it's own needs don't misserve your own needs feed it up a knock speed 6:44 AM Jul 23rd from Tweetie
  4. That's great it starts with an earthquake birds snakes an aeroplane and Lenny Bruce is not afraid 6:43 AM Jul 23rd from Tweetie
  5. Todd was all like "It's beer o'clock on the east coast all most" and I was like "Beer isn't even an hour" 1:06 PM Jul 17th from web
  6. PIPER FORDFOCUS PAILIN STOP LICKING YOUR BROTHER! Sigh... 9:21 AM Jul 17th from web
  7. Petition @GeneralMillsAnn to CHANGE CAP'N TAX back to the CAP'N CRUNCH ALL AMERICANS LOVE! http://act.ly/9b retweet to sign 5:42 PM Jul 15th from act.ly
  8. Sotamayor says she is a wise latin american woman. If she's so wise why does she speak LATIN? dead language. srsly. 10:50 AM Jul 15th from web
  9. Why do French ppl make a big deal about bastilles? IT'S STUPID TO PARTY ABOUT BEING BORN OUT OF WEDLOCK. Dumb Yurpeans … 8:20 PM Jul 13th from Tweetie
  10. Heh, Sometimes John was "unconstitutional" on the straight talk express. SO GROSS lol. 7:53 AM Jul 13th from web
  11. Really excited to see Sotomayor's confirmation. The first female minority on the Supreme Court since Diana Ross. 7:25 AM Jul 13th from web
  12. Of *course* I quote Playdoh, ppl. TRIG PLAYS WITH PLAYDOH ALL THE TIME. http://bit.ly/QVFmY 7:48 AM Jul 10th from Tweetie
  13. Ppl trust me to protect them BCZ I CAN SEE RUSHA FROM MY HOUSE! Shazam! http://bit.ly/snppY 8:40 AM Jul 9th from Tweetie
  14. omgz guys I'M IN THE TURBAN DICTIONARY!!!1! http://bit.ly/F5RbN 6:27 AM Jul 9th from Tweetie
  15. So happy to rescue a moose calf this yr. FIRE UP THE PALINCOPTER U GUYZ! We got huntin' to do! 5:42 PM Jul 8th from web
  16. DAVID LETTERMAN THIS IS MY TOP TEN LIST FOR YOU: 1098765432&1: U SUCK! LOLOL 9:46 AM Jul 8th from web
  17. Enjoyed watching the mj memorial service, but who was that little Afro American kid they kept showing clips of? 5:24 PM Jul 7th from web
  18. So @MichaelSteele says I can't run for Prez in 2012. He better watch it or he's going to get himself T-BAGGED PALIN STYLE! srsly. 1:39 PM Jul 7th from web
  19. Celebraing the life of Michael Jefferson today. 9:03 AM Jul 7th from Tweetie
  20. Lance Armstrong is Touring France, People are lining up to go to a MJ Concert, and I'm irrelevant. We're back in the 90s people! 7:55 AM Jul 7th from web