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  1. Omg Todd just shot his last wolf from a helicopter of the whole decade! 9:48 PM Dec 31st, 2009 from Tweetie
  2. Bristol! Wth did you put in santa's brownies? Now Todd only wants to wear a bathrobe at Christmas dinner! Ungh! 8:05 PM Dec 25th, 2009 from Tweetie
  3. WTH @FakeMikeSteele?! Why are you rooting for PAM? It should be gosar.ah not gop.am fool! GET WITH THE PROGRAM UNGH. 6:17 PM Dec 16th, 2009 from web
  4. Some days I wish I was @fakealecbaldwin. You know? 6:42 PM Dec 12th, 2009 from Tweetie
  5. Made it all thanksgiving without willow licking Trig's hair. Woohoo! 6:13 AM Nov 28th, 2009 from Tweetie
  6. I tell you: Bristol says 'acorn' is what you're gonna see in Playgirl, also. #ACORNfacts 12:27 PM Nov 19th, 2009 from Tweetie
  7. I start the book tour this week—what a GREAT chance to go around the country and finally read one or two! 6:19 PM Nov 16th, 2009 from Tweetie
  8. I thought Todd said today we would go to the OP-RA. What kind of opra has NOBODY singing?!?! 6:06 PM Nov 16th, 2009 from Tweetie
  9. ZOMG I JUST GOT TWITTER LISTS. Here's all the people that hate freedom. http://twitter.com/FakeSarahPalin/peopleihate 1:05 PM Oct 29th, 2009 from web
  10. THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS PIG FLU. THEY DONT EVEN HAVE CHIMNEYS. AL GORE HAS TRICKED YOU AGAIN!!1 8:27 AM Oct 25th, 2009 from Tweetie
  11. The Empire Strikes!!! #OneLetterOffMovies 11:27 PM Oct 23rd, 2009 from Tweetie
  12. Thinking of strapping myself to a balloon to stay relevant. 4:58 PM Oct 23rd, 2009 from Tweetie
  13. Thinking of strapping myself to a balloon to get relevant again. 11:02 AM Oct 23rd, 2009 from web
  14. You know, @fakejoebiden, so am I. So am I. 6:39 PM Oct 22nd, 2009 from Tweetie
  15. Gosh @FakeMikeSteele, you people are SUCH GOOD DANCERS! (Sorry about your Internets though.) http://bit.ly/392I7V 4:13 PM Oct 13th, 2009 from Tweetie
  16. HEY @FAKEMIKESTEELE U SHOULD STOP PROGRAMMING UR OWN WEBSITE. U CAN'T DO EVERYTHING! 12:48 PM Oct 13th, 2009 from web
  17. HEY @FAKEMICHAELSTEELE U SHOULD STOP PROGRAMMING UR OWN WEBSITE. U CAN'T DO EVERYTHING! 12:42 PM Oct 13th, 2009 from web
  18. http://twitpic.com/h53ip - HEY YOU GUYS can anyone see my new Facebook status? 5:36 PM Sep 9th, 2009 from TwitPic
  19. "Blogger"?! It is NOT appropriate to create a special name for AfroAmerican loggers. JUST CALL THEM LOGGERS srsly 5:00 AM Aug 14th, 2009 from web
  20. This "death panel" thing is really taking off! Suck it, Luntz, you got p0wned Palin style. Srsly!!! 7:30 PM Aug 10th, 2009 from web