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  1. ZOMG I JUST GOT TWITTER LISTS. Here's all the people that hate freedom. http://twitter.com/FakeSara...
  2. THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS PIG FLU. THEY DONT EVEN HAVE CHIMNEYS. AL GORE HAS TRICKED YOU AGAIN!!1
  3. The Empire Strikes!!! #OneLetterOffMovies
  4. Thinking of strapping myself to a balloon to stay relevant.
  5. Thinking of strapping myself to a balloon to get relevant again.
  6. You know, @fakejoebiden, so am I. So am I.
  7. Gosh @FakeMikeSteele, you people are SUCH GOOD DANCERS! (Sorry about your Internets though.) http://bit.ly/392I7V
  8. HEY @FAKEMIKESTEELE U SHOULD STOP PROGRAMMING UR OWN WEBSITE. U CAN'T DO EVERYTHING!
  9. HEY @FAKEMICHAELSTEELE U SHOULD STOP PROGRAMMING UR OWN WEBSITE. U CAN'T DO EVERYTHING!
  10. http://twitpic.com/h53ip - HEY YOU GUYS can anyone see my new Facebook status?
  11. "Blogger"?! It is NOT appropriate to create a special name for AfroAmerican loggers. JUST CALL THEM LOGGERS srsly
  12. This "death panel" thing is really taking off! Suck it, Luntz, you got p0wned Palin style. Srsly!!!
  13. Zomg I aM so wasted
  14. I oppose the @BarackObama youth-in-Asia plan--HEALTHCARE FOR AMERICANS FIRST!!1!
  15. Every1 needs to stop talking about Barack Obama being a foreign alien. THOSE ARE EARS NOT ANTENNAS. jeesh.
  16. Happy birthday @wilw!!! Thx for NOT BEING A MOOSEWAD LIKE @WILLIAMSHITNER!!!
  17. EVERY1 CALM DOWN, OBAMA IS AMERICAN. THERE ARE 52 STATES WHEN YOU INCLUDE HAWAII AND RHODE ISLAND. ISLANDS CAN BE STATES! SRSLY.
  18. Does anybody know what a "less bean" is?
  19. OMG I am SO BORED. The media keeps IGNORING ME now, because they're conspiring.
  20. Oh my mooseburger HOW DID LEVI HACK MY ACCT?!?!! Call the Green Berets RIGHT NOW, ppl