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  1. Of *course* I quote Playdoh, ppl. TRIG PLAYS WITH PLAYDOH ALL THE TIME. http://bit.ly/QVFmYabout 11 hours ago from Tweetie
  2. Ppl trust me to protect them BCZ I CAN SEE RUSHA FROM MY HOUSE! Shazam! http://bit.ly/snppY8:40 AM Jul 9th from Tweetie
  3. omgz guys I'M IN THE TURBAN DICTIONARY!!!1! http://bit.ly/F5RbN6:27 AM Jul 9th from Tweetie
  4. So happy to rescue a moose calf this yr. FIRE UP THE PALINCOPTER U GUYZ! We got huntin' to do!5:42 PM Jul 8th from web
  5. DAVID LETTERMAN THIS IS MY TOP TEN LIST FOR YOU: 1098765432&1: U SUCK! LOLOL9:46 AM Jul 8th from web
  6. Enjoyed watching the mj memorial service, but who was that little Afro American kid they kept showing clips of?5:24 PM Jul 7th from web
  7. So @MichaelSteele says I can't run for Prez in 2012. He better watch it or he's going to get himself T-BAGGED PALIN STYLE! srsly.1:39 PM Jul 7th from web
  8. Celebraing the life of Michael Jefferson today.9:03 AM Jul 7th from Tweetie
  9. Lance Armstrong is Touring France, People are lining up to go to a MJ Concert, and I'm irrelevant. We're back in the 90s people!7:55 AM Jul 7th from web
  10. A year ago I'd never heard of @gruber.12:02 PM Jul 6th from web
  11. Sometimes I miss Cindy. Like when a really cold draft comes in the room. Always makes me think of her.10:44 AM Jul 6th from web
  12. K PPL: LAY OFF I AM NOT POLITICS AS USUSAL I AM A MAVERISK. MAVERISKS SUE THE WHOLE INTERNET< SRSLY.7:53 AM Jul 6th from web
  13. K guys I quit governing so I could come back to twittering. THIS IS NOT POLITICS AS USUAL!7:14 AM Jul 6th from web
  14. OMH I am one of the finalisms for the shorty awards. I'm not short but plz vote for me so I can win SOMETHING! http://shortyawards.com1:23 PM Jan 13th from web
  15. Remember to nominate me for the Shorty A-Words every1: http://www.shortyawards.com12:37 PM Dec 15th, 2008 from web
  16. Just a nice reminder to nominate me for the shorties: http://www.shortyawards.com .3:26 PM Dec 12th, 2008 from web
  17. enjoyed my election coverage? consider nominating me/voting for me in the shortie awards: http://shortyawards.com/ kthanxbye9:03 PM Dec 11th, 2008 from web
  18. And that's a wrap. Please read my goodbye letter and pass it around: http://jottit.com/83hkf/ . Thanks for the lols.9:36 AM Nov 5th, 2008 from web
  19. GOSHDARNLIBERALS HACKED MY MOTHERFUMPINGWEBSITE GARRHRHHQLAYZMP http://palinaspresident.us/9:05 AM Nov 5th, 2008 from web
  20. but but but I can see russia from my house8:48 PM Nov 4th, 2008 from mobile web
  • Name FakeSarahPalin
  • Location Wasilla, Alaska
  • Bio Snowmobilin' right to the Naval Observatory
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