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  1. Girls should come with a carfax report. 9:18 PM Nov 25th from web
  2. @FakerStephanieR I have mad skills. I'm not just a buff, hot, beautiful body you know! 9:20 PM Nov 23rd from web in reply to FakerStephanieR
  3. LOL Taylor catching grapes with his mouth. He should have been on stupid human tricks. 9:19 PM Nov 23rd from web
  4. So. Very. Tired. 8:56 PM Nov 19th from web
  5. Why are there Subway gift cards with me on them? http://yfrog.com/0psubwayej @fakemanagernick NICK what did you do?!? 10:44 AM Nov 18th from web
  6. @MsJBell Can you forward me a copy? It's been pulled and I was hooked on it. Love the panty ripping. @faketomstu won't let me try on him. :( 8:39 PM Nov 17th from web in reply to MsJBell
  7. Need more aspirin. @faketomstu get your arm off my face. @fakemanagernick needs ass kicking for trying to keep Tom out of after party. 8:35 PM Nov 17th from web
  8. time warner cable subscribers can win free trip for 2 to 2010 Sundance film festival. #ad http://bit.ly/4cLSfu 11:13 AM Nov 13th from Sponsored Tweets
  9. @FakeManagerNick I'm practicing for my fans. And are you not my manager? Plus I saw you steal one and sniff it. Want to explain? 9:44 AM Nov 13th from TwitterGadget in reply to FakeManagerNick
  10. @bleedinglust you are very perceptive. 7:35 AM Nov 13th from TwitterGadget in reply to bleedinglust
  11. @fakemanagernick donde téngale ocultado todo puede las camisas de tela escocesa? 7:34 AM Nov 13th from TwitterGadget
  12. @FakeManagerNick Oh not that again. You already had the 'in and out' talk with me. I quit eating cheeseburgers ok! 3:02 PM Nov 12th from TwitterGadget in reply to FakeManagerNick
  13. @FakeManagerNick Uh, what? I sent that message to only @fakerstephanier! K can't see it. Thank god. She's damn clingy. 1:47 PM Nov 12th from TwitterGadget in reply to FakeManagerNick
  14. @FakerStephanieR I love you too honey. Don't forget the black lace ones. I really like those. 1:06 PM Nov 12th from TwitterGadget in reply to FakerStephanieR
  15. I was not holding hands with K. She was clinging to my arm. As usual. 9:41 AM Nov 11th from TwitterGadget
  16. @FakeManagerNick And I want you to STOP doing it too! 9:40 AM Nov 11th from TwitterGadget in reply to FakeManagerNick
  17. @MsJBell You're not. But I am. 9:39 AM Nov 11th from TwitterGadget in reply to MsJBell
  18. I'm home Mum! :D 7:55 PM Nov 10th from web
  19. For all my french women. http://pics.livejournal.com... 11:51 AM Nov 10th from TwitterGadget
  20. @FakeManagerNick I know. I've been working hard on getting more fluent. I am fluent in french! Je baise en français! 9:16 AM Nov 10th from TwitterGadget in reply to FakeManagerNick
  • Name Robert Pattinson
  • Location no idea. pissed when we lande
  • Web http://community....
  • Bio I like cheeseburgers. And beer. And nibbling on girls.
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