fakeron
Top secret: Obama is going to name yours truly as his running mate.
| Georgia probably appreciated that truckload of bottled water a bit more when Russia started attacking. That's foresight, people. |
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| Check out my new pic, courtesy of my buddy @desolate |
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| When @jehawbaker said "visionary leadership" he must've meant me. http://tinyurl.com/6qa7cp |
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| @chattarati Funny you should mention the Maglev train. I'm totally working on that. If we don't get the first one, we'll keep trying... |
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| @stevaker You weren't supposed to tell. You know how jealous @josiahq gets. He thinks I'm his political mentor. |
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| Twitter says I need a new avatar. Should I hold a lookalike photo contest or commission a caricature? |
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| Happy Monday, citizens. If you didn't hear, VW is coming. My friends at the TFP are going to remind you every day until the election. |
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| Much love to @lostorbit @mrscrumley @mkelley for pleading my case |
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| I can't reveal the details of my brief sabbatical, but I'm glad to be back. |
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| I'm back, citizens! |
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| Mr. Nelson, your check is in the mail. http://tinyurl.com/5pz4ak |
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| I dare anyone to run against me now. |
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| Don't people realize that the Mayor ALWAYS has the right-of-way? http://tinyurl.com/66n6pg |
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| Whew! Gonna have to lay low for awhile. Looks like Mabee will be my last quid pro quo for the time being. http://tinyurl.com/6mdajs |
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| @nashvillest Would you like a truckload of bottled water? |
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| "Getting Re-elected" Rule #29 - It's important to be perceived as anti-corruption: http://tinyurl.com/5rkv96 |
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| I knew if I did nothing everything would get better! http://tinyurl.com/5ts47p |
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| VW...Why oh why am I always a bridesmaid? http://tinyurl.com/4u7tcg |
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| Victory is mine: http://tinyurl.com/3pmfkd |
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