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fakeraywert

  1. Justin Berkowitz lasted 3 days @Jalopnik. You don't know because I bukkake'd the internet with his arrival and said nothing when he left. 9:24 PM Nov 20th, 2011 via web
  2. My mistake, this headline was supposed to read "Who Gives a Crap?" i.imgur.com/CTuwK.jpg 4:09 PM Nov 11th, 2011 via web
  3. You'd think I'd get tired of being a Top Gear rip off and using "This Is It" over & over & over again in my new vehicle reveal posts. Nope. 11:04 PM Nov 9th, 2011 via web
  4. If you needed more proof I'm the web's biggest fake New Yorker douchebag, here it is: is.gd/CIjKO1 LOOK HOW IMPORTANT I AM 8:32 AM Aug 28th, 2011 via web
  5. i.imgur.com/y7ZwG.jpg Why? Because screw you and screw any pretense of integrity, that's why. 7:56 AM Aug 18th, 2011 via web
  6. What's sadder? Over 20k people thinking this story's worth reading or me pretending NHTSA knows what a "Jalopnik" is? i.imgur.com/ZdjlG.jpg 12:28 PM Aug 8th, 2011 via web
  7. A-GAME today! Scored "exclusive" public Youtube clip of a kid doing an R8 burnout. Hard-hitting, front page stuff here. i.imgur.com/G60mN.jpg 8:32 AM Jul 25th, 2011 via web
  8. Also, the millenium falcon at the bottom of the sea? Are we fucking stupid? 6:06 AM Jul 5th, 2011 via web
  9. In case you haven't noticed I'm now writing stuff your mom would click on at AOL. i.imgur.com/p2WIB.jpg #Gawker @nicknotned 6:04 AM Jul 5th, 2011 via web
  10. Awesomeness Manifesto, murdered: http://i.imgur.com/A7Nq0.jpg 12:18 PM May 16th, 2011 via web
  11. @Hylton_Jorssen Why, because I'd be involved with a flagging brand only retards and egomaniacs flock to? Seems I've got that on lock. 6:49 PM May 5th, 2011 via web in reply to Hylton_Jorssen
  12. We just did this: http://i.imgur.com/8aQzY.jpg To all the people who do legitimate automotive journalism every day: Fuck you. 2:34 PM May 5th, 2011 via web
  13. Wanna know what "Drive Free or Die" means? It means covering up my extreme liberal bias and distaste for actually critiquing cars. #jalopnik 3:01 PM Apr 17th, 2011 via web
  14. What the fuck is this shit? http://j.mp/gbUaAs 9:29 AM Mar 22nd, 2011 via web
  15. I cant believe @TTAC hasnt called Jalops "syndication" aka "me getting shit fo free bitches! Also @JackBaruth is a bloody cunt for his OpEd 6:00 PM Mar 13th, 2011 via web
  16. Check out our new new new layout! http://i.imgur.com/vlH2I.jpg Please... nobody else is. 5:32 PM Mar 13th, 2011 via web
  17. Watch as I stuff irrelevant star worship and product shilling into one post. I AM AMAZING. http://i.imgur.com/uGnZX.jpg 5:25 PM Mar 13th, 2011 via web
  18. I'm going to beat the hell out of this Dale Earnhardt meatwagon story no matter how irrelevant it is. We still don't care about #nascar. 8:09 PM Mar 8th, 2011 via web
  19. Get "exclusive" on week-old Robocop story nobody gives a shit about anymore, have no drive review of Fisker Karma... flawless victory. 7:45 PM Feb 21st, 2011 via web
  20. http://i.imgur.com/faOFQ.jpg This is true if you don't read #Jalopnik or #Twitter. How am I such an amazing liar? Nobody will ever catch on. 2:48 PM Feb 2nd, 2011 via web