fakerahmemanuel
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Let me be clear on this. Vampires don't fucking sparkle.
12:06 PM Nov 20th
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OH "If you don't cover your mouth when you cough, Santa will get swine flu and you won't get any Christmas presents."
1:22 PM Nov 19th
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To: Giant Corporations
You're not fooling us w/ weepy Veteran's Day ads. We know you're just a bunch of blood-sucking assholes.
5:15 PM Nov 7th
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Interesting update to Maine's tourism effort:
Come to Maine, where nearly half of adults don't hate gay people.
10:18 AM Nov 4th
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Remember to vote today. Sarcasm and obscenity can only do so fucking much.
8:24 AM Nov 3rd
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Enjoying a viewing of It's The Great Pumpkin Charlie Brown. That bitch Lucy and her football were my inspiration for going into politics.
8:17 PM Oct 31st
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I would attempt to dispel the rumor that I am the real Rahm, but I'm afraid the resulting logic bomb could destroy Twitter.
7:43 AM Oct 30th
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No, I do not want to be part of your GOD DAMN mafia family.
That is all.
7:59 PM Oct 5th
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Rep Joe Wilson called me to apologize. I told him he could stuff his sorries in a sack.
Sorries = His tongue
Sack = Pelosi's minge
8:42 PM Sep 9th
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When I hear the guy nextdoor typing feverishly on his blackberry, I find it oddly satisfying to rip massive bowl farts.
10:49 AM Sep 8th
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3 Facts about me:
1) I am a liberal
2) I don't think any death is too serious to joke about
3) I support your right to unfollow me
5:05 AM Aug 26th
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Contest: First person whose negligence directly contributes to the death of a young woman
Prize: Title-Lion of the Senate
4:46 AM Aug 26th
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If administration members were Mad Men characters, Biden would be that guy who pissed his pants and got fired last year.
10:56 AM Aug 24th
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It could just be that I'm really drunk, but I think Ashton kutcher actually sounds
pretty intelligent on last week's Bill Maher.
6:47 PM Aug 21st
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@ An excellent point. I support full douchebag gender equality.
10:38 AM Aug 19th
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The death of Bob Novak means the Biggest Living Douchebag crown is up for grabs. Mark nominations with
10:01 AM Aug 18th
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Sotomayor-First Supreme to celebrate by pulling her shirt over her head and running around the Senate yelling GOOAAALL!!!
2:02 PM Aug 6th
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Now that Cash for Clunkers is getting more funding, maybe Chris Dodd will reconsider trading in his prostate.
8:03 PM Jul 31st
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Curious George Hires a Prostitute (via @) It's always been my favorite H.A. Rey book.
4:51 PM Jul 29th
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I hate waking up to celebrity death news. RIP Willem Defoe.
6:35 AM Jul 26th
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- Name fakerahmemanuel
- Location Washington, D.C.
- Web http://www.cafepr...
- Bio Chief of Staff, I serve at the pleasure of the President
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