fakerahmemanuel
- To: Giant Corporations
You're not fooling us w/ weepy Veteran's Day ads. We know you're just a bunch of blood-sucking assholes.about 22 hours ago from web
- Interesting update to Maine's tourism effort:
Come to Maine, where nearly half of adults don't hate gay people.10:18 AM Nov 4th from Tweetie
- Remember to vote today. Sarcasm and obscenity can only do so fucking much. 8:24 AM Nov 3rd from Tweetie
- Enjoying a viewing of It's The Great Pumpkin Charlie Brown. That bitch Lucy and her football were my inspiration for going into politics.8:17 PM Oct 31st from Tweetie
- I would attempt to dispel the rumor that I am the real Rahm, but I'm afraid the resulting logic bomb could destroy Twitter.7:43 AM Oct 30th from Tweetie
- No, I do not want to be part of your GOD DAMN mafia family.
That is all.7:59 PM Oct 5th from web
- Rep Joe Wilson called me to apologize. I told him he could stuff his sorries in a sack.
Sorries = His tongue
Sack = Pelosi's minge8:42 PM Sep 9th from Tweetie
- When I hear the guy nextdoor typing feverishly on his blackberry, I find it oddly satisfying to rip massive bowl farts.10:49 AM Sep 8th from Tweetie
- 3 Facts about me:
1) I am a liberal
2) I don't think any death is too serious to joke about
3) I support your right to unfollow me5:05 AM Aug 26th from Tweetie
- Contest: First person whose negligence directly contributes to the death of a young woman
Prize: Title-Lion of the Senate4:46 AM Aug 26th from Tweetie
- If administration members were Mad Men characters, Biden would be that guy who pissed his pants and got fired last year.10:56 AM Aug 24th from Tweetie
- It could just be that I'm really drunk, but I think Ashton kutcher actually sounds
pretty intelligent on last week's Bill Maher.6:47 PM Aug 21st from Tweetie
- @ An excellent point. I support full douchebag gender equality.10:38 AM Aug 19th from Tweetie in reply to litchick2066
- The death of Bob Novak means the Biggest Living Douchebag crown is up for grabs. Mark nominations with 10:01 AM Aug 18th from Tweetie
- Sotomayor-First Supreme to celebrate by pulling her shirt over her head and running around the Senate yelling GOOAAALL!!!2:02 PM Aug 6th from Tweetie
- Now that Cash for Clunkers is getting more funding, maybe Chris Dodd will reconsider trading in his prostate.8:03 PM Jul 31st from Tweetie
- Curious George Hires a Prostitute (via @) It's always been my favorite H.A. Rey book.4:51 PM Jul 29th from Tweetie
- I hate waking up to celebrity death news. RIP Willem Defoe. 6:35 AM Jul 26th from Tweetie
- Boehner & Stephanopoulos at Reagan National Airport this morning 7:15 PM Jul 5th from Tweetie
- Stuck on a plane to Cincinnati with John Boehner. If I get airsick, I'll skip the bag and puke on his lap.8:27 AM Jul 5th from Tweetie
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- Name fakerahmemanuel
- Location Washington, D.C.
- Web http://www.cafepr...
- Bio Chief of Staff, I serve at the pleasure of the President
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