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  1. To: Giant Corporations You're not fooling us w/ weepy Veteran's Day ads. We know you're just a bunch of blood-sucking assholes.
  2. Interesting update to Maine's tourism effort: Come to Maine, where nearly half of adults don't hate gay people.
  3. Remember to vote today. Sarcasm and obscenity can only do so fucking much. #votenoon1
  4. Enjoying a viewing of It's The Great Pumpkin Charlie Brown. That bitch Lucy and her football were my inspiration for going into politics.
  5. I would attempt to dispel the rumor that I am the real Rahm, but I'm afraid the resulting logic bomb could destroy Twitter.
  6. No, I do not want to be part of your GOD DAMN mafia family. That is all.
  7. Rep Joe Wilson called me to apologize. I told him he could stuff his sorries in a sack. Sorries = His tongue Sack = Pelosi's minge
  8. When I hear the guy nextdoor typing feverishly on his blackberry, I find it oddly satisfying to rip massive bowl farts.
  9. 3 Facts about me: 1) I am a liberal 2) I don't think any death is too serious to joke about 3) I support your right to unfollow me
  10. Contest: First person whose negligence directly contributes to the death of a young woman Prize: Title-Lion of the Senate
  11. If administration members were Mad Men characters, Biden would be that guy who pissed his pants and got fired last year.
  12. It could just be that I'm really drunk, but I think Ashton kutcher actually sounds pretty intelligent on last week's Bill Maher.
  13. @litchick2066 An excellent point. I support full douchebag gender equality.
  14. The death of Bob Novak means the Biggest Living Douchebag crown is up for grabs. Mark nominations with #douchebag
  15. Sotomayor-First Supreme to celebrate by pulling her shirt over her head and running around the Senate yelling GOOAAALL!!!
  16. Now that Cash for Clunkers is getting more funding, maybe Chris Dodd will reconsider trading in his prostate.
  17. Curious George Hires a Prostitute #failedchildrensbooktitles (via @wearsch) It's always been my favorite H.A. Rey book.
  18. I hate waking up to celebrity death news. RIP Willem Defoe. http://bit.ly/ishez
  19. Boehner & Stephanopoulos at Reagan National Airport this morning http://ff.im/-4Qoi4
  20. Stuck on a plane to Cincinnati with John Boehner. If I get airsick, I'll skip the bag and puke on his lap.