fakerahmemanuel
- Boehner & Stephanopoulos at Reagan National Airport this morning http://ff.im/-4Qoi47:15 PM Jul 5th from Tweetie
- Stuck on a plane to Cincinnati with John Boehner. If I get airsick, I'll skip the bag and puke on his lap.8:27 AM Jul 5th from Tweetie
- Thanks for a great time DC. I really could have gone without seeing Jimmy Smits taking Aretha from behind though.8:07 AM Jul 5th from Tweetie
- I'm also wearing a Cleveland Indians hat. Sorry to burst your bubble, but I'm not physically very similar to the real Rahm.3:27 PM Jul 4th from Tweetie
- If any of you are on the mall for the fireworks, say hello. I'm the fat guy with the yellow shirt. It says, "Kiss my left nut it's Irish."3:26 PM Jul 4th from Tweetie
- Happy Birthday America. Finished paying respects at Arlington, now headed to see Abe & Tom. My fucking feet hurt already.3:06 PM Jul 4th from Tweetie
- FakeRahmcation has officially begun. Arriving in DC today, staying until Sunday. I was going to go to Camp David, but my invite never came.8:16 AM Jul 1st from Tweetie
- I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and FUCK YOU NORM COLEMAN!1:11 PM Jun 30th from Tweetie
- What, is he looking for "PLAY RAHM OFF, KEYBOARD CAT" or something (via @evercourant)
It will have to be more original than that.5:39 AM Jun 28th from Tweetie
- Original video: http://bit.ly/VY3uA
Contest starts now and ends when I decide it does.7:27 PM Jun 27th from web
- So in case you didn't notice, the dunk tank video is in the public domain. I've got a free t-shirt for the person with the best mashup.7:27 PM Jun 27th from web
- Chart of this week's death traffic. Also includes Rodney Dangerfield, who continues to get no respect. http://tr.im/deadchart7:35 PM Jun 26th from web
- Speaking of dead people who caused us to grab our crotches, how about that Michael Jackson?
Too soon?3:26 PM Jun 25th from Tweetie
- It's always sad when someone dies. It's even more sad when it's someone you used to masturbate to. RIP Farrah Fawcett.11:00 AM Jun 25th from Tweetie
- Q: What's dumber than cheating on your wife while in office?
A: Going to Argentina every time you want some fucking pussy.3:32 PM Jun 24th from Tweetie
- So Mrs Fake Rahm and I will be in DC next week.
Hey locals: Where can I get the best latte?3:50 PM Jun 23rd from Tweetie
- Ed's dead baby, Ed's dead. HIYOOOOOOO!!!8:09 AM Jun 23rd from Tweetie
- @fakerahmemanuel I bet his nuts have a fucking rat tail too... (via @SnarkySharky) Obviously you know Pete better than I do.7:33 PM Jun 22nd from Tweetie
- As if that wasn't enough, then he sang Lorelei at the top of his lungs until I punched him in the nuts to save his dignity.6:15 PM Jun 22nd from web
- Orszag went fucking fanboy when Styx showed up. He pulled his old rattail out of his desk and showed it to Tommy Shaw.6:14 PM Jun 22nd from web
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- Name fakerahmemanuel
- Location Washington, D.C.
- Web http://www.cafepr...
- Bio Chief of Staff, I serve at the pleasure of the President
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