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  1. You Are Not Dead: fail safe.
  2. Tis the sleazin'.
  3. Mixed demotions.
  4. Worse safe then sorry.
  5. Culturally transmitted disease.
  6. Don't nurse brainchildren foul with ambition. Exploit demand-driven ventures. They not only butter your bread, they eat it for you.
  7. Jeff Goldblum is not dead. You Are Not Dead. You are not Jeff Goldblum. We are the World. Now beat it.
  8. PARTIAL MIRTH ABORTION
  9. The benefit package compensates the wages of sin.
  10. Every day 's mothers day.
  11. A sick nurse from a sow's ear. Unemployment cured.
  12. Happy 100 days of the Current Administration. You cast your vote before swine flu. #100days #swineflu
  13. Knowing is half the battle. Knowing that you don't know halves the bottle.
  14. The personal is public. The private is sick.
  15. The worth is yet to come.
  16. Susan Boyle proves your worth.
  17. #Generate #multiple #hashtags #so #no #one #misses #your #important #character #s
  18. It’s not what you say. It’s not how you say it. Expressing suffices expression. Everyone gets a ribbon.
  19. Tell your telephone your next move; it knows your coordinates already.
  20. Brevity is the soul of twit. Enlarge your spirit.