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fakeplanter

  1. release the hounds! #itseasterkids!
  2. Today you preach to an audience of 1. (Buy my book to figure out how to grow that to 1,000!!) #nelsonsearcyjokes
  3. Classic RT: In a surprising trend, seeker churches are finding that people now love the church but don't like Jesus.
  4. PSA - Unless your name is Mark Driscoll...you're not Mark Driscoll. That is all.
  5. Broncos and Knicks also considering changing names to "The Great Commissions" #baptists #sbc
  6. Why does God allow evil? pastorfashion.com
  7. #grammys Tho I hadn't listened 2 any of the new artists, thx to church planters, I've been hearing about them for 2 yrs!
  8. I'm judging all of you. #grammys
  9. @acoughlin yes on manhood! ..Actually, I didn't read the whole book so, maybe on manhood.
  10. For my friend @UnvirtuousAbbey: for those who are wise as doves and innocent as serpents, Lord we pray.
  11. RT #fakeplanterclassic Some people say Calvinists are mean. Those people are stupid. #graceandpeace
  12. God in three "manifestations," blessed "T/trinity." #elephants
  13. Hey Intern, write something funny!
  14. Did I miss Gary Busey night at the #codeorangerevival?
  15. Fake Pastors get to imagine their own Fake Smokin Hot Wife! images2.fanpop.com/image/photos/1… jealous much? (ps. it's not porn)
  16. Leaders look at the things they do and then write books about how Leaders do those same things.
  17. And one more thing...it's pronounced "Augustine" not "Augustine." Get it straight. #reformed
  18. 12. Wait for next controversy. #thereformedcycle
  19. 11. Watch the Bronco’s game and post funny/interesting updates about Tim Tebow (or the SEC). #thereformedcycle
  20. 10. Defend how important doctrine is. #thereformedcycle