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fakeplanter

  1. release the hounds! #itseasterkids! 5:50 AM Apr 8th via web
  2. Today you preach to an audience of 1. (Buy my book to figure out how to grow that to 1,000!!) #nelsonsearcyjokes 6:08 AM Mar 25th via web
  3. Classic RT: In a surprising trend, seeker churches are finding that people now love the church but don't like Jesus. 8:08 AM Mar 22nd via web
  4. PSA - Unless your name is Mark Driscoll...you're not Mark Driscoll. That is all. 3:05 PM Feb 29th via web
  5. Broncos and Knicks also considering changing names to "The Great Commissions" #baptists #sbc 1:21 PM Feb 22nd via web
  6. Why does God allow evil? pastorfashion.com 5:12 PM Feb 16th via web
  7. #grammys Tho I hadn't listened 2 any of the new artists, thx to church planters, I've been hearing about them for 2 yrs! 12:48 PM Feb 13th via web
  8. I'm judging all of you. #grammys 5:51 PM Feb 12th via web
  9. @acoughlin yes on manhood! ..Actually, I didn't read the whole book so, maybe on manhood. 6:28 AM Feb 3rd via Mobile Web in reply to acoughlin
  10. For my friend @UnvirtuousAbbey: for those who are wise as doves and innocent as serpents, Lord we pray. 6:26 AM Feb 3rd via Mobile Web
  11. RT #fakeplanterclassic Some people say Calvinists are mean. Those people are stupid. #graceandpeace 6:05 PM Jan 31st via web
  12. God in three "manifestations," blessed "T/trinity." #elephants 9:45 AM Jan 26th via web
  13. Hey Intern, write something funny! 5:58 AM Jan 25th via web
  14. Did I miss Gary Busey night at the #codeorangerevival? 8:12 AM Jan 23rd via web
  15. Fake Pastors get to imagine their own Fake Smokin Hot Wife! images2.fanpop.com/image/photos/1… jealous much? (ps. it's not porn) 8:21 AM Jan 20th via web
  16. Leaders look at the things they do and then write books about how Leaders do those same things. 5:26 AM Jan 18th via web
  17. And one more thing...it's pronounced "Augustine" not "Augustine." Get it straight. #reformed 8:42 AM Jan 16th via web
  18. 12. Wait for next controversy. #thereformedcycle 10:07 AM Jan 14th via web
  19. 11. Watch the Bronco’s game and post funny/interesting updates about Tim Tebow (or the SEC). #thereformedcycle 10:07 AM Jan 14th via web
  20. 10. Defend how important doctrine is. #thereformedcycle 10:06 AM Jan 14th via web