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FakePatLykos

  1. Only I am allowed to cuss at and treat the employees of the District Attorney's Office with disrespect, by God. #screwyoublackpanthers 3:45 PM May 18th via web
  2. I would like to remind my employees to NOT vote, if they know what is good for them. 6:43 AM May 18th via web
  3. Nobody is mentioning that Anderson got the wrong answer to What's the Capital of Botswana. #fuckinghypocrisy 5:58 AM Mar 23rd via web
  4. What was I gonna do? Phone a Friend? The only person around was that nincompoop Leitner. That would have been a big help. 5:55 AM Mar 23rd via web
  5. So I got the answer to a question wrong at a debate. Big Deal. Not EVERYBODY knows that drugs are illegal. 5:54 AM Mar 23rd via web
  6. Hot damn, May Walker! Congrats to us both! abclocal.go.com/ktrk/story?sec… 8:39 AM Feb 10th via web
  7. Being investigated by 2 grand juries, the FBI and the Texas Rangers is really no big deal. Thank you to Big Jolly for noticing. 3:14 PM Feb 8th via web
  8. @MarkWBennett Don't get the big head about the name drop, asshole. Did you really think we'd admit to reading Newman? blog.bennettandbennett.com/2012/02/from-f… 9:18 PM Feb 2nd via web
  9. I have always promised that my D.A.'s Office would be a model of transpareny -- Oberg, if you ask one more question, I will shoot you dead. 9:35 AM Feb 1st via web
  10. Now accepting suggestions for my 2012 re-election campaign. Please use the hashtag #LykosCampaignSlogans with any ideas. 9:33 AM Feb 1st via web
  11. @faketodddupont That wasn't a shopping cart, asshole. That was my walker. 5:04 PM Jan 1st via web in reply to faketodddupont
  12. RT PaulBKennedy Who knew you could get around the prohibition on 3 way calls from jail bty blowing into the receiver. ->Good to know. 3:23 PM Dec 22nd, 2011 via web
  13. All I want for Christmas is a no-bill! 3:19 PM Dec 22nd, 2011 via web
  14. @houstonvoter Watch out, bud. I can get a grand jury to subpoena whatever I want about you. 11:38 AM Dec 10th, 2011 via web in reply to houstonvoter
  15. @faketodddupont I'm upstairs with a fresh pack of Camels, a Jack & Coke and my new Red Flag perfume. Where are you, Sweetie? 4:30 PM Dec 8th, 2011 via web in reply to faketodddupont
  16. Crap. According to the latest re-election polls, I'm trailing T.J. Yates by seventeen percentage points. 4:40 PM Dec 4th, 2011 via web
  17. @MNewman72 I wish I could quit you. 5:59 PM Dec 2nd, 2011 via web
  18. @houstonvoter You gonna vote for me? 5:57 PM Dec 2nd, 2011 via web
  19. @MikeEngelhart I'm a judge too, you know. 5:56 PM Dec 2nd, 2011 via web