fakepastormark
- Just bought a fungo bat autographed by Charles Haddon Spurgeon.4:14 PM Jul 13th from Tweetie
- @fakepastormark happy hug a calvinist day. You're 4.5 right? So......#side-hug. (via @fakejameswhite)7:44 PM Jul 12th from Tweetie
- Well howdy! Ok, that's all. I'll pray now.11:04 AM Jul 3rd from Tweetie
- New research from @fakeedstetzer says a good strategy is planting churches in nursing homes. Catch em at the end of the line.11:48 AM Jun 26th from Tweetie
- Whew!! Was worried I was going to have to sell "Religion Saves" door-to-door like a Mormon. #sbc20094:31 PM Jun 23rd from Tweetie
- Vail is a lot like Seattle, everybody's high and wears sunglasses in bad weather. May need to drop a church in while I'm here.5:20 PM Jun 22nd from Tweetie
- ...shovel behind the elephants, tag the Zebras, swat the Mosquitos. Maybe "Vintage Zoo" is a better title.5:16 PM Jun 22nd from Tweetie
- @FakeD_Patrick I keep a few bad words in reserve for special sermons when I'm *really* blowin and goin.5:14 PM Jun 22nd from Tweetie in reply to FakeD_Patrick
- ...That's from my next book, Vintage Barnyard. *Ahem* All True.6:22 AM Jun 21st from Tweetie
- Shepherd the sheep, Rebuke the swine, shoot the wolves, feed the ducks.6:20 AM Jun 21st from Tweetie
- yes, I will be @fightclub09 in Atlanta with my good buddy, err, associate, eh, guy in my church @acts29. he's speaking, I get krispy kremes.9:36 PM Jun 19th from web
- Planted Mars Hill See-Right-Through-It campus last Sunday. Anybody catch that?5:34 PM Jun 16th from Tweetie
- Dude in Albaquerque taught me some Spanish: "Well howdy, kemo sabes." That. Is a true story.5:32 PM Jun 16th from Tweetie
- Stocking up on butter, lunchmeat, and romaine for a monster bread truck rally tomorrow!7:43 PM Jun 14th from Tweetie
- @fakejohnpiper thx for not releasing the "Rebuke Driscoll" app2:01 PM Jun 9th from Tweetie
- VOLCANO SAUCE!! #idolatry11:37 AM Jun 8th from web
- HASHTAGS! #idolatry11:20 AM Jun 8th from web
- 20 yr old Theonomist and his Mom in line ahead ahead of me at the bank. He's trying to argue down his overdraft fees.11:11 AM Jun 1st from web
- concerned that being "All things to all People" might include Neck Car.11:00 AM Jun 1st from web
- Working ON my shower, not IN my shower.8:14 AM May 30th from Tweetie
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- Name FakePastorMark
- Location Seattle, WA
- Web http://marshillch...
- Bio If you don't know Jesus, you better ask yourself if you feel lucky today, punk.
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