fakepastormark
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@ no. Because you suck.
about 20 hours ago
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in reply to FakeRickMelson
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@ I'm gonna be the cause of suffering for some dumb little boys who refuse to repent, I can promise you that.
6:51 AM Nov 28th
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in reply to Liturgy
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What? Are you "sleeping in" for Jesus? Get the Hell up!
6:47 AM Nov 28th
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Baptized 15 neighbors for Jesus in our birdbath already this morning.
6:45 AM Nov 28th
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I ate some of the sissy bird meat yesterday to be nice. Looking foward to Red Meat Monday.
12:42 PM Nov 27th
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I'm thankful for the 12 billion generous, trial-tested, luke's gospel-reading, christians gone wild at Mars Hill Twitter.
2:48 PM Nov 25th
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Munching a couple Buffalo turkey legs.
2:23 PM Nov 25th
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Welcome! heretics, bedheads, sissies, vegetarians, pelagians, pagans, pizza-delivery boys and Methodists! Service started 6 months ago.
4:04 PM Nov 16th
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Some of you fakes need to take a year of silence and solitude.
6:32 AM Nov 14th
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Well howdy, new followers. You oversleep for the 7pm service, don't you? Bedheads.
11:38 AM Nov 11th
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Dangit! The tall guy and the kid both went to Louisville! Who the hell is supposed to answer these phones?
3:46 PM Nov 10th
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@ well, I am definitely not @. He's taller, obviously.
10:24 AM Nov 9th
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in reply to haleytranum
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I appreciate your friendship, good buddy. And I hope you like the leather pants I sent.
6:06 AM Nov 4th
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Being a dad is great! I dont mind changing Nooma diapers, either.
4:54 PM Oct 28th
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I'm a big, although admittedly new, fan of the band Anvil. Anyone see them on tv recently?
4:13 PM Oct 28th
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No, no. Pretty sure the Star Wars font is all the contextualization needed for Luke's Gospel. No need to equate Hoth and Gallilee.
5:50 PM Oct 24th
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Told the tech guys at Ballard we can shut down the bit torrent of Tim Keller sermons we've been running since 02.
5:25 PM Oct 24th
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@ thank you. your elder application and a RED HD webcam have been sent to your mailing address as listed on your @ profile
4:05 PM Oct 21st
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in reply to danklyn
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Birthday fun: Being baked into a pulpit-shaped cake this morning so I can jump out of it onstage at Ballard.
7:28 AM Oct 11th
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Turns out I'm speaking at Catalyst too, along with the other 143,999 Elect.
6:18 PM Oct 6th
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- Name FakePastorMark
- Location Seattle, WA
- Web http://marshillch...
- Bio If you don't know Jesus, you better ask yourself if you feel lucky today, punk.
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