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  1. @FakeRickMelson no. Because you suck.
  2. @Liturgy I'm gonna be the cause of suffering for some dumb little boys who refuse to repent, I can promise you that.
  3. What? Are you "sleeping in" for Jesus? Get the Hell up!
  4. Baptized 15 neighbors for Jesus in our birdbath already this morning.
  5. I ate some of the sissy bird meat yesterday to be nice. Looking foward to Red Meat Monday.
  6. I'm thankful for the 12 billion generous, trial-tested, luke's gospel-reading, christians gone wild at Mars Hill Twitter.
  7. Munching a couple Buffalo turkey legs.
  8. Welcome! heretics, bedheads, sissies, vegetarians, pelagians, pagans, pizza-delivery boys and Methodists! Service started 6 months ago.
  9. Some of you fakes need to take a year of silence and solitude.
  10. Well howdy, new followers. You oversleep for the 7pm service, don't you? Bedheads.
  11. Dangit! The tall guy and the kid both went to Louisville! Who the hell is supposed to answer these phones?
  12. @haleytranum well, I am definitely not @pastormark. He's taller, obviously.
  13. I appreciate your friendship, good buddy. And I hope you like the leather pants I sent. #apj
  14. Being a dad is great! I dont mind changing Nooma diapers, either.
  15. I'm a big, although admittedly new, fan of the band Anvil. Anyone see them on tv recently?
  16. No, no. Pretty sure the Star Wars font is all the contextualization needed for Luke's Gospel. No need to equate Hoth and Gallilee.
  17. Told the tech guys at Ballard we can shut down the bit torrent of Tim Keller sermons we've been running since 02.
  18. @danklyn thank you. your elder application and a RED HD webcam have been sent to your mailing address as listed on your @thecity profile
  19. Birthday fun: Being baked into a pulpit-shaped cake this morning so I can jump out of it onstage at Ballard.
  20. Turns out I'm speaking at Catalyst too, along with the other 143,999 Elect.