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  1. i keep posting videos debunking healthcare myths. glad they don't air first few seconds, which is me saying, "now for fuck's sake people..." 12:30 PM Aug 17th from web
  2. ok, ignore my last tweet. i'm getting ready to deliver the speech i wrote almost two years ago. hope FTW. 8:54 PM Nov 4th, 2008 from web
  3. sorry for lack of tweets. i was busy writing my acceptance speech and preparing witty response to @fakemccain's concession call. #surething 11:38 AM Nov 3rd, 2008 from Digsby
  4. wondering why palin is complaining about all the bad press if she can't even name a single newspaper or magazine she's reads. 9:59 AM Oct 1st, 2008 from Digsby
  5. the fundamentals of the economy are strong. 12:29 PM Sep 29th, 2008 from Digsby
  6. was one of @fakemccain's top staffers really a freddie mac lobbiest? and he got paid as recently as last month!?! nice one maverick. 6:29 PM Sep 25th, 2008 from Digsby
  7. thinks @fakemccain should go on "are you smarter than a 5th grader." those kids could probably find spain on a map. 9:21 AM Sep 18th, 2008 from web
  8. looks like @fakemccain's viagra prescription expired. poll numbers as flaccid as a 72-year-old wiener. 9:20 AM Sep 18th, 2008 from web
  9. did the wall street journal really just call my health plan "superior" to @fakemccain's? damn that liberal media! http://tinyurl.com/55oln3 9:54 AM Sep 16th, 2008 from web
  10. dow drops by biggest amount in 7 years. @fakemccain this morning: "our economy is strong." good one mac. 7:06 PM Sep 15th, 2008 from web
  11. i just imagined @fakemccain telling the truth. totally imaginary. SUPER pumped for the debates. 12:21 PM Sep 15th, 2008 from web
  12. i just imagined @fakemccain pounding walters. lost my appetite for the next couple days. 11:37 AM Sep 12th, 2008 from web
  13. wow - @fakemccain just got pounded by walters on the view. hopefully poehler goes a little easier on my tomorrow night on SNL. 11:35 AM Sep 12th, 2008 from web
  14. you can put lipstick on a pig. it's still a pig. 6:57 AM Sep 10th, 2008 from web
  15. forgot that last tweet. saying something like that is appropriate for my little girls, but ABSOLUTELY F'ING RIDICULOUS for my running mate. 2:23 PM Sep 8th, 2008 from web
  16. i'm tired of the media's treatment of biden. as of today he will no longer be available for interviews. 2:20 PM Sep 8th, 2008 from web
  17. wow - that was a great speech by palin. almost entirely fantasy (http://tinyurl.com/6glczl), but c'mon, reality has such a liberal bias. 11:11 AM Sep 4th, 2008 from web
  18. i'm just thinking out loud here, but if this is who @fakemccain picks for his VP i wonder who he'd nominate to SCOTUS. judge judy? 1:08 PM Sep 3rd, 2008 from web
  19. hey @fakemccain, i just had a GREAT idea for who you could have jump out of your birthday cake. 1:18 PM Aug 29th, 2008 from web
  20. quoting @fakemccain, "this is gonna be the best erection ever." lieberman whispers in his ear, then he says, "i mean election. e-LEC-shun." 12:47 PM Aug 29th, 2008 from web