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  1. Love it! RT @mirandad: En Pointe: ballerina news & gossip. #NPRpuns
  2. Not sure how we missed the 5-year anniversary of Bob Edwards' departure this last April 30. How did YOU observe Black Morning Friday? #bmf04
  3. Brilliant! RT @relativelybear: Czar Talk from Russian Public Radio. Don't rule like my brother. #NPRpuns
  4. "Ba'al Things Considered" - Ancient gentiles discuss ways to destroy Israel. #NPRpuns
  5. RT @rainnwilson RT @NoonThirty Y'all Things Considered from Texas Public Radio. #NPRpuns
  6. RT @rainnwilson How about "Small things considered"? A show about small things. #NPRpuns
  7. RT @mindykaling I have NPR program called "Some Things Considered" talk re: national issues but I'm VERY impatient and have an eject seat.
  8. Breaking News: Today, All Things Considered is LIVE. That's right-no tape. If this works, we'll thaw Carl Kassell, sent to cryo lab in 1993.
  9. They catalog the noise, they catalog the funk: Welcome @nprlibrary to the Twitterverse. What's your favorite numbering scheme: Dewey or LCC?
  10. Emergency Provisions Request: Snowpocalypse 2009 has Carl Kassell holed up at NPR HQ. Urgently needs one case Kit Kats & 5L Franzia Chablis.
  11. Policy Change: Next time Tom Jones plays for @allsongs, staffers are asked to throw only unused panties that we can later donate to shelter.
  12. @scifri We can only hope that the new USPS geologist stamp series will be called "American Rock Stars" or "Rockin' From Sea to Shining Sea".
  13. Breaking News: Obama signs #stimpak in Denver. Thankfully, Mile-Hi City was prepped: had table with POTUS seal. Doesn't every city in USA?
  14. SciFri wrapup: We have mancrush on Neil Degrasse Tyson. Name any living astrophysicist with greater street cred or more finely chiseled bod!
  15. Secret Message to Member Stations: We're considering dropping the Sirius/XM feed. What do y'all think of HD Radio? Does it have legs? #fail
  16. Secret Message to Member Stations: Tom & Ray Magliozzi offer free car repair for life to all listeners who join at $3,650,000/yr gift level.
  17. Today on ATC: We'll talk to adult film actors about the so-called "Stimulus Package". Coverage on NPR brought to you by Johnson & Johnson.
  18. Today on TOTN: The Bipartisan Three: Snowe, Specter, and Collins, the bright lights of the Republican Party. Harry Reid offers an encomium.
  19. Breaking News: Overheard at Tom Daschle's house: "Darn, looks like I paid those back taxes for NOTHING! Thanks a lot, Barack!"
  20. Secret Message to Network Stations: How's the membership drive going? 100% membership in listening area yet? Have you tried "tough love"?