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  1. if i die before my time, please use a scrabble board for my tombstone - http://networkupload.com/images/scrabbletombstone.jpg
  2. not to brag or anything, but I make a good pumpkin risotto
  3. "Dude! Don't breath on my screen"
  4. I can do whatever I want... within reason.
  5. Someone needs to tell me what to do for Halloween.
  6. Ated all of the Boston Creme Pie in the fridge.
  7. "Wait, is it 2009 and we still cannot transfer files between computers yet?"
  8. Fuck this bike race, I'm going to buy some socks.
  9. Borrowing my neighbors cat http://yfrog.com/5mxdeej
  10. "Oh no! There are sprinkles on my thing :("
  11. "You want some pie? I have pie." http://yfrog.com/0uszpuj
  12. "looking for a lid" http://yfrog.com/5fi6pgj
  13. I'm ridin' dirty so hard right now.
  14. "Unfortunately it is moving at the speed of lawyers."
  15. i dont care that it is almost midnight and several people are sleeping. my ear phones are blasting and i am vacuuming. #getitdone
  16. "Hooray"
  17. "We're not brothers! I don't have the nose. Do i have the nose?"
  18. Missing out on the cuddle puddle
  19. the secret is to get stuff done and avoid the circle of pain.
  20. "Trees grow on trees. It's ok." #neednewbusinesscards